"you will get beaten for being an annoying little attention whore with a horrid sense of humour. even if you weren't, i'd still kill you."
M/F, Pedophilia, lolicon, shit, tan
This wasn't odd; searats did seem to have about the sense of humour of little lads all their lives, especially when drinking.
Abuse, Attempted Rape, Blood, Castration, Death, Gore, Horror, M/F, Mouse, Mutilation, Rape, Rat, Redwall, Slavery, Underage, murder
Of His Flesh the Mystery Sing
Life's most appropriate questions forever arise at life's most inappropriate times. So it is that I, about to slide my raw cock into this hot bear at an orgy--thick with muscle and fat, he has a soft, cuddly belly framed...
Aquinas, BDSM, Bear, Breath Play, Breathplay, Bull, Emily Post, Humor, Humour, M/M, Philosophy, Theology
Cinnamon lazed on her side along the couch, one hand holding Hazel's copy of_The War of the Worlds_ in a comfortable reading position, other idly combing the fur of one breast. The cottage was peaceful, the only sounds the faint humming of the...
Cat, Feline, Female, Humor, Humour, Mouse, Naked, Nude, Nudity, Orange, Rodent, Tabby, chase, ginger, slapstick
Though her tone remained stiff and imposing, her features mellowed somewhat, the stiff official not as immune to humour as naziran expected.
Anthro, Aroused, Big Cat, Cunnilingus, Dragon, Erection, Fantasy, Female, Feral, Lust, M/F, Male, Pussy, Tigress, Vagina, Wet
'of course, i dare say it'd be a waste of time to actually make use of his humours at all, given they're full of the pestilence; but it's a golden opportunity to find a way to separate them.'
Cat, Drama, Gore, Griffin, Horse, Lizard, Medieval, Violence (Not In Yiff), Wolf
**Coiled Encounter**
**By Limewah**
**Story for MrFurelli**
**18+**
Climbing up the giant tree to spend the night seemed like a fun idea at the time. In spite of their different sizes Pennelope and Aoi were both in good enough...
Avian, BBW, Bird, Disney, Humour, Lesbian, Macaw, Panda, Rule34, Sleepwalking, Snake, Yuri, coils, jungle book, kaa
It was a pleasant morning. Xurdon and Atilus had camped out in a valley near a creek. Naturally, when Xurd woke up, Atilus had already left, doing whatever it is that wizards do. Xurd was not all too surprised. He kicked the bear they had wrestled a...
Adventure, Bear, Bull, Comedy, Dnd, Fantasy, Fox, Gutpunch, Humor, Humour, Magic, Minotaur, gut, magick, punch, wizard
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
The leader watched the helpless stallion with a dispassionate appreciation for the finer points of torture. Rusty really was something of a connoisseur, and as much as he would have...
Cat, Dog, Forced ejacluation, Forced ejaculation, Humour, Male, Plot Development, Stallion, Story Series, Torture, secret agent
Ziggs stared at his two comrades incredulously, an expression of confusion visible even beneath his goggles and mask. "You've got to be kidding. He said he'd be right back!"
"Five minutes ago." groaned Twitch. "You don't know Alistar like I do." The...
Anal Vore, Cock Vore, Humour, M/M/M/M, Musk, Renekton, Twitch, Vore (soft), Ziggs, fizz