Flea Market Find - Furry
There are some things that you should never buy at a flea market. Razor blades, knock-off sneakers, used bedding… oh, and dildos. Everyone knows these rules, but then again rules are made to be broken. I’m a Tasmanian devil, so there’s a little...
Shockingly Straight
Being a porn star isn't anywhere near as glamorous as it sounds - not by a long shot. Then again, calling myself a 'star' might be a bit of a stretch. I'm more of an occasional porn actress, at least whenever I could find work. Poor college students...
The Lion's Muffled Roar
My nimble fingers crawled down the edges of my coat, pulling it tight against my frame with a few small adjustments, before I pushed those oversized brass buttons through those oversized securing holes. The shimmering metal popped into place straight...
Post-Game Promiscuity
I drew in one last breath as I stood outside the entrance to the practice facility, before tilting my head up at the façade and the wide glass doors in front of me. On the surface, it looked like any other boring hockey rink I’d been to. I’d certainly...
On The Hunt
Hell wasn’t as bad of a place as people thought it was, at least not for those of us who were busy working off our sentences. It was a little warm for sure, but the torture and suffering everyone heard about were contained to specific parts of Hell,...
Metal Hellth
The heavy noise from the guitar shook the walls of the small theater as they rang out loud and proud, grinding in a slow and steady rhythmic pace as they hopped from one chord to the other. The ear-piercing cheer of the crowd behind them only added to...
Lake Erie
The smell of freshly cut wood always filled the air after a delivery. Demand for the sinful liquid inside was near impossible to keep up with, and that demand wasn’t strictly limited to the fluid, or even the glass bottles stuffed away inside all those...
Post-Mortem Plundering
I have never claimed to be a very good boyfriend. I knew I did things I wasn’t supposed to do, and I wasn’t exactly proud of the fact that I kept some secrets from my mate. Perhaps it was a little self-centered to think about my needs first and...
The Dare
I was never one to turn down a dare, especially one that came directly from my best friends. That’s how I ended up on my knees, resting on a yoga mat, in the stall of the local gas station, staring at a crudely drilled hole in one of the stall...
Sir Alymer Versus The Dragon
With a small yawn, the golden-furred fox stretched his paws over his head, and his body gave a few small twitches and waking bends underneath his blanket. During his month-long journey, his wake-up call had been the rising sun, and today was no...
The Hunt
Furry conventions were always weird for me. No matter how many times I showed up to one, no matter how big or small, I couldn’t help feeling awkward as I walked through the lobby of the hotel. There was always quite the eclectic mix of...
Spiritual Satanism
Most people don’t look forward to attending church on Sunday. Then again, most people don’t have such an awesome church to go to. The congregation for mine usually started to arrive around three in the afternoon, and there was...