Sargon of Akkad Should Die
The sun rose in the west. Her light was red as the dawn's hue, piercing eerily through the branches and unto the plains. It was a strange sight, but it was lovely to be sure. One day, the light passed over a shrew, who protested. The sun took pity...
Happy Valentine's
Korra and Asami were having a date in the central park with spirits. There was a nice cafeteria where they sold chinese products, but because they were in China it didn't matter, lol. "Oh my beloved Avatar of pasts unfortified, is it not nice to...
Merry Churisutumasu: Redux Evolution
Chibi Ursa and Helios were very sad. Everyone they knew was dead, and it was Christmas Eve. They sat alone in a café in Siberia. Suddenly a guy with a parka yelling homophobic slurrs came out of the bushes and shot Helios! "No!" cried Chibi Ursa...
Judy And Nick
One day Judy and Nick decided 2 go 2 other alternate dimensions to see facsimiles of themselves in which reality's holy laws were causated by forms unknown and Demiurge Gods untold. So Judy, the holy rabbit devil girl, punched Clawhauser in the faeces...
Dipper Pines: The Love Of Infinity
Dipper and Mabel were at the bus. They were very sad because they had to leave Gravity Falls behind, they had to leave the wonderous place of dreams and passions where they spent the season of Helios' kissed rays upon fruitful vegetation Gaea. But the...
Stormy Valentine
It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents -- except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the beach (for it is in each City that our scene lies), sending sand flying in powerful busts...
Asriel and Toriel
Once upon a time there was a king, whose name was Asgore, who had a wife, whose name was Toriel, and a son, whose name was Asriel. On a certain day of the days, Asriel and Toriel went to a glen, where there was a well, and in it there was a trout. ...
Happy Halloween 2
It was a happy, wonderous Halloween night. An year passed since our heroes defeated the deviant sexual Freddy's machines (especially Foxy, the weakest and stupidest of them all), and now the entire town celebrated with wonderous theatrical...
Holy Moments of Dawns yet to Come
Once upon a time there was a stupid old megawhore called Shakira. She wanted to teach all the little children to be sluts and prostitutes, because she lost what little power she had and wanted to fill the void inside. So, using ancient and powerful...
Priest of Urabrask
(AN: This was supposed to have pictures in it but I don't know how to post them) She stood perched, aloof yet invested, above the burning Furnace pits. In the distance, a viron was similarly perched, gathering up massive currents of mana that flowed...
No More
Asriel Dreemurr checked his pink Google Nexus 6P as he he took a sit on the airplane. He was very upset and depressed, and was writing a song to pass his time, because of the horrible things that had happened in the last 12 hours. His parents had...
Jane Porter: The Revelations Of Despair
Jane, the jungle clad leather Victorian girl, returned to her home in the forest canopy. Her life was great, she had many adventures in the equatorial rainforest and her marriage was good. She went to do diplomatic business with the pterosaur people...