The Quest for the Holy Dildo #20
#23 of holy dildo faniel's last night in which faniel gets some love. | _author's note: i was going to make this a 1/2 and 1/2 post with half the action at high hrothgar and then the wedding begins at whiterun.
Chapter 3: The Holy Citadel
The gate to the holy citadel was an imposing sight.
Chapter 5: Holy Tribunal
Seeing the holy citadel in the daylight was a different experience than seeing it at night.
Holy Moments of Dawns yet to Come
Once upon a time there was a stupid old megawhore called Shakira. She wanted to teach all the little children to be sluts and prostitutes, because she lost what little power she had and wanted to fill the void inside. So, using ancient and powerful...
Father Dixon
Jacob had cast holy shield spells around a small group of crying children huddled behind him; two raiding harpies of the enemy tribe that had captured james' best friend savera were savagely attacking the priest, who was too busy casting protective spells
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #30 - Epilogue
#35 of holy dildo epilogue - in which 1. the formerly holy dildo is given to it's most appropriate owner - muz-ra - who will soon invent the bicycle in skyrim, intending originally only to generate power for the dildo.
Oh Holy Night...part V
After the mark has gone, a new more permanent mark is placed on the sanctified and permits the vampire to learn the holy power of the lancea sanctum: theban sorcery.
Oh Holy Night... part IV
While the holy monster that was nihilis crept back to his depressing home, lunara made her way to her own home in the uptown district of chicago. a large house on the hills with an impressive view of the city in her large master bedroom.
Oh Holy Night...part III
"There there, Child. This nightmare is over. You shall again be cloaked in ignorance of my existence, and perhaps even, rejoin the grace of the Allmighty" came the softest of whispers from beneath the hood of the Priest, a young girl laying limply...
Oh Holy Night...part II
The prince had yet to end his meetig with the other primogen and so nihilis was forced to stay kneeling to an empty throne, the wary eyes of the prince's human bodyguards fixated on the holy monster that was busy reading to himself several verses of the small
Oh Holy Night... Part I
Five men laughed as they dragged a crying and whimpering girl by her feet into the warehouse. The girl was probably a college cheerleader, no more then twenty years old, her uniform tattered and stained and her bare feet and hands were chafed by the...
Death In The Holy Land: Pt. 3
Major Rashid listened in shock as an aide conveyed the situation to him. An unknown number of Israeli soldiers were attacking Border Post 11 with sniper fire and rifle launched grenades, at least one Lebanese soldier was dead already. Major...