Horny Jail For Two
“i'm mostly waiting for you to run out of terrible fire puns." searan's smirk broadened. “dialga could fast-forward me a thousand years and i'd still be tossing 'em out. and i'm not gonna wait that long.
[Zwoosh-K9] Extra Sausage
A smirk was plastered across his face, forgetting for a moment that the puns were near enough mood-killing if the tension between them not as palpable.
A Gift or a Curse Ch. 2
"pun...pun!!" he cried back, panting hard as he continued to rut her. "f-faster, a little faster please? ohh!!" the big bunny pokemon granted her wish as he sped up, his powerful hips driving deep inside her.
Bunny Love: Chapter 6
The separated, and rose saw blake's new bone (pun intended), and her eyes lit up. rose: ooooh! that's a big bone you've got there. blake: well, maybe i should bury it somewhere safe.
Miranda Fox: One Night At Freddy's
Right as i was hoping he'd finish and \*\*\*\* off (no pun intended), i noticed a long vine before my snout, hanging from a tree the size of a house. a one-story house, if you will.
Scott's Night Off: A Serenifi Spin-Off
Scott: nice frickin' pun! so... do you wanna do anything? "ruffle some feathers", if you know what i mean?
FA Secret Santa Thing
"lo pun?" \ she said out loud cocking her head to the side as she heard her voice, but not the words she wanted to say. "lo, pun. pun!." \
Casting Call
Id=35225 this is more of a double entendre than a pun so may not qualify, but i don't care, it's still funny and double entendre can be puns as well. the contest gave me an excuse to come up with a story to fit this absurd tagline.
A Super Bowl Spitroast
Thomas cried out, making a pun at perhaps the most inappropriate time. his seed was already welling up in his sack, however, and it unleashed itself in a flood as it spilled into jesse's already stuffed maw.
Poem: Double Life (of depression)
And of course the lame furry pun! fill my heart with childlike joy! no longer am i the sad little boy! they open my heart to love unknown i can feel it seep into dry bone. now an animal costume, being sewn.
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt30
**"lopunny...lop...lopunny...pun...pun...lop...unny...lopunny...lop...lopunny!"** [oh that's it you pretty boy fudge packer, i'm going to rip your poekmons wings off for that!"]
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt11.
**"lop...punny...lop...lop...unny?...lopunny...punny!"** [what you mean form earlier?...but that was just foreplay!] came the response as she mumbles around his fully engorged shaft.