How I Met Your Father
guy who's gonna disappoint me?"
The Barons tale...
Perhaps one where straight males hung out, he licked his cruel lip's. yes, it'd been far to long since he's broken a so called straight male! forcing him to serve as the big bruins slut, until he'd become so sexual confused he'd let any male use him!
Nate's Fantasy
I am a free, straight male leopard. i demand to be released! you are going to pay for this!" the wolf smiles, "no, pet, i intend to be paid for this. you are not a free, straight male. you are an expensive, gay male.
A Band Teacher's Dream
For such a straight guy, you've got some great taste." for some strange reason, i felt like my heart was going to fly up my throat and out of my mouth when he said straight guy.
His Fetish
He told me he was going to tear apart everything i held dear - as a straight guy - mould me into hisbitch and i just lost it.
the problem with Gren part 1
I will be appalled if i manipulate someone into having sex, the truth is some chicks find straight men hot if they lose their cherries if they hear about well this."
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #18
The syndrome is known only to have occurred in un-paired heterosexual males, though this may only be due to the rarity of the triggering mechanism.
Fear
I put on my straight guy mask and walked in. the gay jokes were almost instintaneous, and if they weren't outright said, they were inplied.
Wayt's Story, Part 01 - The Bar
I'm a friggin stereotype straight guy. funny when you think about it. anyway, we got chatting, and basically i did whatever i could to get the guy worked up down there.
Hey, world, this is Gray- a Dragons Lair "This is Me" challenge submission
Through some weird cosmic crapshoot, it's how i came out- a straight, male furry. so, i'm not exactly like a lot of you out there. i'm married. my wife is not part of the fandom, but she sees the enjoyment i get from this, so she humors me.
Vagabond - Chapter 2
"what, scared you gonna lose gay chicken to a straight guy?" "he's probably gay himself!" "no, i know he's not gay. he's actually a bit of a homophobe." "and he lives with-" "scared you gonna lose to a homophobe?!" "god dammit!"
The Bet
"they say its easier to make a straight guy gay. than a gay guy straight" t-bone says. "where you here that?" i ask confused. "every where man. and think about it all those people you suck must have been straight and you made them gay.