A Present for my Sister.
Jack also picked a santa clause decoration as a gift for his grandmother as that was also another family tradition. he was about to head to check out when something caught his eye.
#23 - Logical Phallusy
Did they finally notice those clauses you altered in the anti-_gay marriage_ law?" **romari:**"no, but refresh my memory. which one are you talking about?"
Easter in Devout America
Some have suggested that unlike santa claus, the easter bunny's origins are not traced to pagan gods or traditions (there was speculation how easter had once been connected to a festival worshipping the goddess eostre, but there's little evidence to support
Twas the Night before....WTF?!?!
claus and krampus, gettin it in! he saw me and lol'd!!! and besides, every day i only have a couple drinks, not much... just around 24.
Christmas Special 2018
"don't you lie to santa claus, young man." toke looked at zashiel, who shrugged--and santa's eyes widened. first a boy with a tail, and now a girl with wings?
Rudolf the Bareback Reindeer
"well," began santa claus, "i'm going to spend the rest of the night with mrs claus. you fellas have your fun!" "we will, santa," the reindeer, save rudolf, all answered in unison, the red-nosed cervid quickly answering with them.
Home-Ice Advantage [18+]
"for stability's sake, i want to extend my no-trade clause to exclude more teams." hugh straightened his back with a jolt, but shrunk back when josie raised her paw and smiled at the wolf.
Horny Christmas Night
**dear santa clause,** **i know i haven't spoken to you for ages. but i have been a magnificent dragon this year. i have done so many things i have lost track of time. so many good things and deeds.
Mouse Your House: Yuletide Edition
_cut to reception hall._ fridley is surveying potential chairs for the elevated stage where the guest of honor, 'santa claus' will be seated. along with a mrs. or mr. claus. tbd. he sees winifred and waves her over. "does santa have a throne?"
A Christmas Miracle (Short)
His girlfriend brady red made an appearance in a santa claus mini dress and carrying a large sack filled with more traditional presents, no doubt collected some time earlier.
Vignette: The Inheritence Tax
"did the inheritance clause make it in?" "i'm afraid so, m'lord." james sighed. "it was a compromise, at least. your family would only pay half." "very well. put it on my desk when it arrives, i'll think about it."
A Very Dragon Christmas
I am santa claus, and if you are still hungry i don't give a damn!" the dragon stared at santa, confusion twitching his tail, "i do not know the name, but i can still help you on your trail."