Patrick Part 3
Patrick left the pew, stood, looking at jesus, crossed himself and turned to leave. he stopped by the entrance, next to the donation box.
Hypnovember 2024 Day 27: Musk/Scent
“jesus,” he coughed, waving away the scent from his face, though he didn’t quite notice that within his pants his cock hardened up a little bit at the powerful scent.
Jenny
jesus fucking christ! call him and find out how to make it stop! why?! why is this fucking happening?!" john's hair was down to his shoulders now and his breasts were pushing out the front of his shirt.
A Dinomite Transformation - Commission for LoganSenpai
“jesus eve, you’re supposed to be the smart one here!” they continued to laugh with increased volume. truthfully it was a bit over the top but none of them cared.
Working Overtime: Chapter I
jesus christ, snap out of it and finish up. you're going to fall asleep at this rate!
the otter depths part 1
Lightning flashed behind me followed by thunder making me drop my keys in surprise, a few fumbles at the key ring trying to pick it up as the rain comes down in a big sheet making me jump up as the cold rain water hits my back "god blessed, mother f-er, jesus
The Devil May Care 30
jesus eventually went back to the kitchen, stirring the meat and adding some seasonings to it.
Gods Don't Automatically Do Miracles
And contemporary references to jesus outside the bible are few and mostly added into other documents to lend credence to the myth (such as in the alleged reference to jesus in by josephus, which has long been considered a forgery).
Fishers of Men
Ammut imagined that, if jesus had been alive today, he would have supported the fishist cause.
I've Got a Secret
I was never expecting it, but i guess now that i'm old enough, i-" "oh jesus, it's almost one! i've got training with the guys!" xerxes cried. he grabbed a pre-made protein shake from the fridge.
The Leaves of Fall Act 2: Fear the Nobodies (Part 5)
jesus christ you pink faggot, get off my doorstep before i- \>”ah but sir!” the missionary continues, loudly, “don’t you mean /our/ doorstep?”
Dad's Home
jesus christ, that's a bit too forward, isn't it? i think to myself. nevertheless, i nod quickly. he laughs. "okay, but i think my cock's gonna need some... lubrication. you think you can do that for me?" is he asking me to suck him off?!