Ramblings of a Twenty-Something Nothing

She even jokes about it being a treat for me to get to see some skin tonight.

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Pitch Episode 24: Nerf

"he ate my bag of chips once, and he never said sorry," wes joked as we took seats in the living room. "wes," i said with a laugh. "i'm joking, but for real, that dude gives me bad vibes," he said.

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Sexual Favors

Naturally, i thought he was joking. "that's not funny, ross." "...i'm not joking, scott." my heart skipped a beat when he said that. i could tell from the look on his eyes that he was being serious.

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The Aristocrats!

Jazz and art attend an open mic comedy club for the chance to try out a new old joke. "i didn't even know you knew any jokes," art quips to me as we drive to the comedy club. "ahah, funny, asshole.

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Dylan and Vincent: New Beginnings (Part 2: Former Flame)

You think this is a joke? i'll tell you what isn't a joke here--" i stood up and approached the equestrian, who by now was standing still in his seat, frozen in fear, "--you mess with dylan just once and you'll be seeing it with me.

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A Pleasant Coming Out (Revised)

I joked. "what's up with you today?" "if you'd let me finish, captain rushed!" kevin bit back. he took a calming breath before continuing.

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The deceptions of Innocence Part 1

But you didn't mind and just made a joke. but that joke was different. it was for me! i heard one of your jokes for no-one but me it was too much to bear which is why i rushed off home.

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TTYS -- Welcome to the Mews

Simba thought fleetingly of the jokes about "padded cells," but he gamely followed everyone further into the shop.

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Day 28 - Unaware

His expression was that of someone who was getting a joke you weren't. you just hoped the joke wasn't on you. you gave it another ring, and you heard a sharp exhale from behind him in the kitchen. was someone else here?

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That My Heart Embraces

Could it be just a joke, though? a sudden, tired, practical joke haakon would've come up with in the middle of the night, just out of sudden inspiration, to see how i would react to it?

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In Their Place (HH)

The most fun thing about eyeballs was probably the joke hal had told about someone's _immaculate_eyesight today at the break room, but unless paul remembered his anatomy properly, the joke would fall flat on him and i would probably embarrass myself trying

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Longing

Tyi joked. "the only thing slower then you is a turtle and it would be a close race," scar retorted. "in fact, the turtle might win."

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