Chapter
5
Kick-the-Can
"Ready?"
"Yeah!"
"And begin!"
In me opinion, they should have kick-the-can
be played in stadiums, because nothing compared to it. The fancy universities
had basketball, the nobles...
1899, Cub (clean), Cubs, Human, Humor, New York City, Olives, Raccoon, Wolf, can, irony, play, street, urchin
Location: Valkyrie â€" Alexandria System
"Colin, I cannot break the umbilical cable!" shouted Djynn. "The alien vessel seems to be ignoring us for the time being."
Colin felt powerless to stop what was happening to Alexandria but he still had...
Character Development, Fantasy, Horse, New World, No-Yiff, Pegasus, Sci-Fi, Story Progression, Story Series, Tiger
"but, well, we thought, inclusive language is all the more powerful, even more powerful than the irony of calling us dogs of war. and, after all, in this world of postmodern irony, is irony really ironic any more?"
"really, you astound me.
Bicurious, Cock And Balls Torture, Doberman, Humour, Story Series, Straight
"Oh, yes. Yeah, suck Daddy's cock! Mfh, that's a good slut--"
God fuckin dammit! I lunged for the remote and rapidly smashed the volume button...
Brief onscreen sex, Calico, Comedy, Feline, Funny irony, Gay, Humor, Investigation, M/F, Male, Oral, Porno film, Private eye, Private investigator, Student, Teacher, Wolfess, WritingGroupChallenge
Gretchen felt jitters all over as she made her way through the hallways towards Grey's dorm. He had wanted to show her some research he had done and had invited her over, and Gretchen just felt so overwhelmed by the idea that he just wanted to spend...
College, Date, Flight, Griffin, Humor, In Heat, M/F, PBBSD (Post BallBusting Shame Disorder), PG-13ish, Pee Bottle, Thunder, University, crush, irony, lightning, pee, research, studies, unnatural
I mean, that's irony!"
her voice was pure honey as she rolled her eyes. "oh, my dear, dear melwik triggerpull... i didn't mean 'irony'... i meant 'iron-y', as in, 'look how iron-y this blade is'."
D&d, Dark, Death, Fantasy, Gnome, Hyena, Kobold, Magic, Torture, intrigue
But, irony doesn't make it simple. irony is what makes things unpredictable, and it still applies to us.
"despite the infinite source of food, we are finite.
Adventure, Anthro, Dragon, Drama, Fantasy, Plot Development, Story Progression, Werewolf, Wolf
The irony of ironies is that
the moment that proud humankind ascends--
in power, in wisdom, elements to grasp,
to harness to an age anthropocene--
whatever humans hold the harness lose
all trace of their humanity.
Iambic pentameter, LGBTQ, Poetry, blank verse
"the irony."
"what irony?"
"i went from horny to hurting in two point six seven seconds flat."
"that's not irony. that's stupidity." tony knocks on my head with his knuckles lightly. "rest now. you lost quite a bit of blood..."
Blood, Flight, Lion, M/M, Male, Story Progression, Wings, Wolf, Wounds, embarrassment, fly
The irony is that this is really when things got ugly. it was at a home game, two weeks until homecoming; we were running tied neck in neck with our huge rivals from the west side.
Halloween, Intro, Story, tf
He cradled and stroked over the gut full of pilar he had suddenly acquired, very much enjoying the irony of his sitting in the exact same spot pilar was in just a few minutes ago. delicious.
Digestion, Dimension hopping, Dragon, Masturbation, Monitor, Pilar, Star Fox, Star wolf, Through-the-monitor, Unsure, Unsure prey, Wolf, computer, oral vore, porn, vore