The Christmas Story That Wasn't
asterbury folded his arms, smiling at the coyote. “now that's just bad writing." “i'd like to see you do better." “can do, old buddy!" asterbury rubbed his hands together. “hey gang, remember that time asterbury got to write the-" “no!"
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Forty One
I was starting to think asterbury had slipped him into the story just make conquering this town easier! or just to screw with you.” the soldier scrunched his face. “who’s asterbury? he the one riding that other dragon?” “correct!”
The Christmas We Get
“i swear to god, asterbury, if you just show us your sheath again-” “not till later!” asterbury felt around inside his robe.
A Very Delusional Christmas
asterbury gave a cheerful laugh. "guess that's egg on old asterbury's face, huh? we'll be talking about this one for ages!
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Fifty Six
In the back of revaramek's mind, he was already starting to consider that he might have survived his battle with asterbury only to die of thirst. the thought made him snarl. was that what asterbury wanted?
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Seventy Six
I was sure you'd want to sit and chew the fat with your old pal asterbury!" "we were never friends, you cackling lunatic!" "no." asterbury's voice darkened. "i guess we weren't.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Fifty Seven
But he had to catch asterbury off guard with it. so rev made sure the only thing that anyone heard from him was that he had a plan to stop asterbury, and that he’d never come back.
A Good Enough Christmas Story
asterbury twisted free and turned around, speaking out of his ass like ace ventura. "i agree with asterbury! no one wants to read-pppppppffffffftttttttttttttttt!" asterbury jerked upright. "oops!
Coyote Fools Day
asterbury offered an innocent smile. "what booby-traps? say, old buddy, won't you be a treat and get your best friend asterbury an egg nog out of the fridge?" "they don't make egg nog for easter." asterbury blinked. "really?
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Thirty One
asterbury threw his hands wide as the undulations of the earth slowly died around him. “well, if it isn't everybody's best friend, lord asterbury! you're so happy to see me, you're speechless! wonderful, it's good to see you all again, too.
Revaramek the Resplendent: Chapter Forty Eight
“but asterbury…” revaramek rumbled, shifting his weight. “if i deal with asterbury, and give you your chance to negotiate, do you think it will work?” before enora even replied, mirelle spoke for her. “it sure as hell won’t work if we don’t try it.”
The Dragon in the Dungeon: Reimagined: Volume One: Damn That’s a Long Story!
Oh, and asterbury was there, too. he was the comic relief, only he was also a total badass, and he was dressed like a pirate fucked a box of crayons. "hey!" asterbury snarled, flourishing his technicolor douchecoat.