It Came from Beyond the Pines
Chapter 1: Cryptids Over Coke “I’m telling you man, these pics are real! I saw _something_ out in the woods last week and it definitely wasn’t human. I'm thinking it may be a relative to bigfoot, or some other kind of sasquatch-like being, perhaps a...
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream (ADHG)
\>They came for me on the beach \>I was laying on a towel, soaking up the rays while my parents were back at the resort devouring the breakfast buffet when I heard footsteps somewhere behind me \>I thought nothing of it, but then they stopped right...
Tusks After Dusk 2: A Very Corporate Christmas
Another Case of the Mondays I sit at my desk, fingers angrily rapping against its wooden surface as I see the absolute mess of an inbox I woke up to today. Second time David's done this, second fucking time! What an absolute bumbling incompetent....
Bear Scars (HMOFA)
\>"Well I think they're cute." \>"They are not cute." The bear insists, holding up a book to hide her face \>"I mean you were cute before, but now you're at least twice as cute. You're my cuddly wittle teddy bear." You say with a saccharine...
Anthrostate Recruitment (ADHG)
\>Anthrostate under attack \>Human goes to his local army recruitment center to join up \>Gets in line between two big and burly anthros, one is already sharpening her claws while the other reads a pamphlet about what (and who) is allowed to be...
A Simple Maritail Dispute (HMOFA)
\>”That’s all I am to you? Just a beast?” She barely manages to squeak out, voice cracking \>The liger woman crosses her arms and shakes nervously as her whiskers droop towards the floor, a look unbefitting of her towering stature \>”Yes. Just a...
Doting Cow Wife (ADHG)
\>Have a doting cow wife \>Break an arm after slipping on a suspiciously placed banana peel and falling down some steps \>Your cow wife now INSISTS you drink her milk so you have strong bones and never have to wear a cast again \>Artificially...
Wifwolf Gets Her Woof Back (WIFWOLF)
\>”Anon this is a stupid idea, we’re going to get laughed out of the resort.” \>I take my eyes off the road look towards my pouting wifwolf, her arms crossed and ears down \>”Stupid idea?! This is just what you wanted isn’t it? We get to spend a few...
Police Moo-tality (ADHG)
\>Living on the western frontier ain't easy \>There's banditos marauding the wilds, feral snakes and other critters waiting to eat your eyes out, the merciless sun tanning your hide, drunks looking for fights, among other things \>But thankfully...
Good Boy (ADHG)
\>Be manly human space marine man \>Got captured by space vixens during a tactical retreat \>You and a few of your compatriots are tied up in chairs in a dimly lit interrogation room \>The lead vixen steps towards the man next to you \>"What is the...
Maulaholics Anonymous (ADHG)
\>The interior of the community center is dimly lit as I walk through its empty halls \>Not a huge surprise given it's almost nine in the afternoon, I have to assume their meetings start so late so the more nocturnal species could...
Anthro Soldier Occupation (ADHG)
\>Anthro soldiers occupy your house \>Demand you make them food while they're there \>Well they have guns and you don't so it's not like you have a choice \>Quickly whip up a simple beef stew using what meager ingredients you have left in your...