How The Andrew Smith Stole Halloween
He dresses up as donald trump. he goes out for the night and he goes out for the halloween. mr. smith disguises as the ghost he sneaks to trick or treaters. booooooooo everything gets a fine booooo!!!! all the trick or treaters cries.
Loveless Incantation: Chapter 20
"originally, burning out my soul was meant to be my trump card. but after finding bane's family, i… i couldn't go through with it." "what do you mean, trump card?" "emotion is the core of what makes us living beings.
Children Chapter 7: Family Matters
"you are wondering about your new trump, yes?" brenton nodded. "what do you know, ace?" jay put his card away. "your new trump is called glacial cradle. it took king and i many weeks to design.
As One-Ch.4: Hero
"trump card." the smile dropped from his face. "what did you say?" i blinked and shuffled my paws uneasily. "trump card. is there something bad about that?" "no, no, not at all. it's just that eevee rarely learn that move.
Senior Pride
trump's approval rates are the lowest ever." theo sighed. "just because he's down doesn't mean bigotry isn't. i'm scared for all the young people who live with conservative parents." "well, we won't get bogged down.
Mulan: The Betrayal Of China
Cried trump raping a muslim pangolin fruit bat child. "fenghuang ale not associated with file rike westeln phoenixes!" cried mei shaking her frozen anus spreading ice poopicles everywhere. "this movie needs to be mole chlistian!"
We Foxes and Witches
trump constantly beats the drum of a witch hunt against anyone who isn't 100% aligned with whatever bullshit he's spewing that day. do i even need mention zionists and how they get so affronted when called out on it?
All Means All
“first, those trumped-out bigots with the trucks and shotguns. how many of your fellow officers does that describe? how many of them go home to that guy as their brother, their father, their husband?
Exodus
"from president trump this morning: 'violence like this cannot be tolerated. if they want to keep this up, i'll treat them like i treat isis.'
Lonely Road
Yes, i hate trump and no, i don't think he's ever raped somebody either. but all that i want is a chance to be with someone, even just a little. will that raven haired do? or that gibberish-spewing idiot confined to a wheelchair (no offence...)?
Welcome Back to Cappuccinos! Part 4
"fathers trump sons, reginald. always have, always will." venti rolled his eyes, hoping the constant gesture wouldn't give him eyestrain.
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trump or mr. bones, it does not matter in this day and age if a fur swears, because what really matters is the authentic honesty they wear.