Desperate in Traffic 2 - So Wrong, but So Right

"eh, whatever, everyone will just think you're a hipster." "... good point." they checked in to the hotel room and, as soon as they shut the door to the room, nieve pushed kioshi against the wall and started undressing him. "oh, kioshi," said nieve.

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Red Shadow

Another assassin, this one sent by the dread hipster, quotient modifier is a master martial artist and a giant of a man. it wasn't quite the even fight wolf wight paints it as; he nearly killed me and i only survived through sheer luck.

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Meeting Half Way: Or, Joy of Brie.

I have been on duty for fourteen straight hours, and i want some decent fucking food, and the only place open is this...this...hipster wankfest of a dump..." now the intake of breath was visceral.

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The Simple Things. Chapter Ten.

"you're not like a hipster are you?" i dared to ask. he quirked is head to one side and lifted an eyebrow. "what's a hispter?" and i wasn't sure if that was a good thing or not. i just laughed it off and let bygones be bygones.

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A Special Delivery

At first he'd thought that it would be some sort of richy-rich snob's gated community, but while the outer walls were well maintained, inside it looked more like a farming commune than some bougie hipster paradise.

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Hollister is No Place for a Goth

What, you think you're the first edgelordy hipster to come up with the super original idea to walk through hollister ironically?"

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New Slave

Not like these flat stomached girly boys that prowled hipster bars like this. so why was he here? why a bar that had no tvs for the jets game and had florence & the machine instead of the stones?

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A Peaceful Time...

Blue jeans, some striped hipster t-shirt, and a basic brown satchel. _t__hat_ went out of style years ago. a gangster? no, they're all gone. an assassin? no, too careless. he looked like... like some regular kid. "i prefer kavik."

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The Sad But True Ch.3 (Johnny's)

He was a hipster meets athletic hybrid. he and daren went way back. in their company i felt like a bit of a third wheel but it was still better than my old social activities which were solitary at best.

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8.50 Plus Tips

It's always a young hipster type that always comes up with these sort of places, don't they? he was finishing up whatever conversation he was having over the phone when he happily waved in brock and dustin.

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Sad but true part 3

He was a hipster meets athletic hybrid. he and daren went way back. in their company i felt like a bit of a third wheel but it was still better than my old social activities which were solitary at best.

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Measuring Up

"you're such a fake hipster. i'll bet you say you hate undertale too." "shut up. i don't hate it, it's just way too derivative of games like mother 2 to be worthy of any real attention!" "holy shit, mother 2?

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