The Quest for the Holy Dildo #5
#7 of holy dildo on to ivarstead! in which faniel gets a weapon, devilah's eyes sparkle at gold, and sampson gives her another gift. | "wait! hold on big guy!" cried the leader, wisely dropping his weapon to the ground and dropping to his knees.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #19
#22 of holy dildo sampson the barber in which faniel finally gets her pubes shaved, devilah gets a taste of angel nectar, and sampson kisses a furry butt. | faniel laughed, "come on, hero. let's see how skillful you really are with a blade."
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #17
#20 of holy dildo return from paarthurnax in which devilah confesses to fantasies of gigantic penises and being dominated, sampson confesses to not having ever seen an argonian's penis, and faniel asks a favor. and glowing pubic hair.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #13
#16 of holy dildo borri's idea or the old man and the c(at) in which borri and devilah have an idea. | meanwhile, in another room, devilah was talking to borri after having just finished a snack.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #12
#15 of holy dildo greybeards or do not throw stones at succubi when your leader is a dragon. (i love making titles apparently.) in which the greybeards get visitors. and faniel once again fails to keep her knees together.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #16
#19 of holy dildo the dragon returns in which paarthurnax sniffs, devilah gets more than she bargained for, and faniel bids farewell to her one true love. (a lot occurred on that flight.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #18
#21 of holy dildo angelic cumpulsive masturbatory syndrome ...and how to prevent it. this rare condition afflicts .000001% of the male population of tamriel and is characterized by repeated and prolonged self-stimulation of the genitals.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #6
#8 of holy dildo dancing queen in which faniel's dances with a farmer, and sampson and devilah get a room. you'll have to forgive the tribble comment as lore-breaking. it was just too good not to use.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #10
#13 of holy dildo too much of a good thing in which the author goes screenshot-happy, ubergard meets black beauty, and returns it the next day (with some regret), and a new best man for the jarl is chosen after k'rris is slightly broken.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #14
#17 of holy dildo faniel + paarthurnax. a match made in heaven in which faniel meets paarthurnax. but no... not really shipping the two. though the dragon has an inordinate fondness for the angel for no apparent reason.
The Quest for the Holy Dildo #20
#23 of holy dildo faniel's last night in which faniel gets some love. | _author's note: i was going to make this a 1/2 and 1/2 post with half the action at high hrothgar and then the wedding begins at whiterun.
Oh Holy Night...part V
After the mark has gone, a new more permanent mark is placed on the sanctified and permits the vampire to learn the holy power of the lancea sanctum: theban sorcery.