Jerry the Jolly Jackrabbit and the STD (or, What Happens When Blitz Tries to Write a Children's Story)

Then he and his friends would dance around with glee until a collision between their backsides and detroit metal launched them twenty feet in the air. upon landing, they would laugh and laugh until their horrendous boo-boos made them faint.

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Flash Fiction

His shove was forceful enough to send me sliding to the floor after my collision with my locker, and his comment evolved into a "where's your boyfriend, fag?"

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Ch4 Judgement

When my father got into a head-on collision with another car, he didn't survive. my mom couldn't bear loosing him, and soon fell into deep depression and took up drinking. i'd never seen here so low.

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Left Behind

Both of them hit in a three-way head-on collision.

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Azure Phoenix: A Handy Guide

Because long distance jumps cannot be altered mid-course, and to avoid the risk of collision with a planetary body, these jumps can only be performed from the l5, l4, and l3 lagrange point.

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Blackspace: A Pilot's Burden-Chapter 1

The comms tower retorted, "at your current velocity you risk a collision! lower your speed!" i sucked air through my teeth, "sorry can't do that. like i said. engine trouble."

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Is It Another Day of Torment or Not?

After a few slow thrusts, he started to speed up, bringing me more pleasure with every lusty collision of head to prostate. suddenly slamming into me one last time, he sent me over the edge.

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Proselytize: Bound

Dalton would have held his breath had there been any left in his lungs after the collision. she shifted on top of him as she continued to study him and he could feel her poking and prodding his chest and arms with her fingers.

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Purrr-suit of Parenthood

With each thrust, simon's hips met nei's in a powerful collision, their connection driving them closer to the edge of their desires. the physicality of their movements conveyed a sense of urgency, a testament to their shared yearning for a child.

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Splintered Light, Chapter 7.2: It's All In The Cards

The dragon's speed slowed dramatically and the rope netting creaked dangerously from the collision, but it held.

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This, is MY story Part 8

Trey fell back onto his rear and looked up at him with an impish smile, all while gai was clearly unfazed by the collision. "perhaps jojo is right about your 'habit.'" gai said with a chuckle, helping his nephew to his feet.

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The Swords that Bind- Part 8 Pleasing the Host

I winced at the collision, but the small craft seemed to suffer no effect from the impact, and it's rockets fired, diverting the asteroid away from our sleek vessel.

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