Wolf in the Bar
The 'Pack' was an anthro club, but what's worse, it was popular. I had to wait twenty minutes just to get to the door. The entire time being stared at and being hit on. The tiger in front of me turned around and said to find him for a 'good time',...
For the Whored?
...this is what happens when Warcraft-buddies make gay "whored" jokes to me. * * * _Stupid, smelly tauren_, thought Janus.He'd never been fond of the Barrens to begin with, and having to cross them in a tauren's body just made it worse, especially...
Designated Driver
He wasn't so drunk that he was going to fall over, not really, but he was nearing that edge of drunk where he was having problems concentrating.
Mismatched Identities - Spyro's Night Out
"you see ember, it is more fun when we have someone to talk to while being drunk. and for that," both of them sat down at a nearby table while cynder ordered two beer glasses from a nearby waiter. "we need to be drunk!"
Whiskey Stones [Sketch]
Shekh winced with that last sip of his drink, all of the dregs of the additions having floated down to the base of the glass. The gin was nice, but maybe he _shouldn't_ have opted to use dried mint instead of fresh - but then, that wasn't so much his...
Kissing Practice [Sketch]
This time it's an only slightly drunk truth or dare session, with the family dog in attendance as well...
Modern Romance
In his experience most guys didn't like being poked with erections unless they are really drunk. en continued to hold his breath as he hoped the bear was just that right level of drunk, where erections were just as funny as fart jokes.
RJ's Adventure - Chapter 6: The First Badge
"zeta you're drunk, let's get you to the couch so you can get some sleep." (but i'm not tired, i wanna watch the room spin some more.) she starts to stand up and wobble in place. (i am not going to sleep yet i am going to......)
Better than Ice Cream
But she was also drunk. then again, so was he. a hiss came from the male as she nibbled at his crown and ran her tongue across his flared head. well, half-sister wasn't so bad was it?
Dragon Uncle Incest
Eric begged softly with a growing weakness, "dammit, you're drunk!"
Drunken Lullabies
He'd never seen the fox deliberately get drunk... sure he'd gotten drunk at parties, or for holidays... but never on a weekday... and never over a chick, not to mention, did he say he was shot?
digi kimi Chapter 3: Something to remember
Asked mike "i don't know really," said tony "were you drunk last night?"