A Dance Lesson Worth More Than Dollars

My family does this one every time we get together, it's called the dollar wine. you ready to learn it, bear?" “heck yeah, i am! let's do it!"

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Making It Better

"do you have any booze stronger than the fifty dollar wines?" a moment of silence passed as the voice perked up. "we have various bottles of hard spirits of varying brands, which interests you most sir?"

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Trust

"what i wanna do the most in the world right now is treat you to an expensive dinner, get wasted on thousand-dollar wine, and kill a hooker with you, and give you a tongue bath. not necessarily in that order."

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Panic at The Rave

There they sat, sipping hundred dollar wines and nibbling on dishes never destined to be finished, all the while casting an occasional glance below. and one thought above all others ruled their minds: i've made it.

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Robin Hood of the High Seas

His wife already had three glasses of top-dollar wine while they were waiting. he looked at his rolex to see that the time was 7:30. he knew his son was hardly ever late and always made an effort to be a little early.

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