Red Bull give you wings!

"oi! oi! fox!" the fox looked over at the same wolfess, her legs folded as she sat in the director's chair which made his eyes widen. this earned him a smirk as the 'receptionist' looked to her crew, making sure they were ready.

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underwears are mandatory to 'wear'

Whoy wouwd oi want to do that?', he asked. 'whoy wouwd oi need to when oi gowt youwu buwgy wuwgy woight hewe?' he then gives your bulge a firm squeeze.

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Atonement

"ya know oi wanted to take the little guy away from all this...but if i do this, it means oi'll have to be traveling all the toime...oi can't just...oi won't...'e needs a home tusk, a real home." the boar smiled and finished his beer.

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My Nightmare repeat of life.

"n-no sorry" he begun to walk his way to home when all of the sudden the other kids on their bikes. the tallest one around 17-18 looked at bluey in a strange way and said, "oi brov you got any money on you?"

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Into the Night Like an Assassin

"oi!lorias!" she swallowed a mouthful of food. "what is it, my littlelover boy?" he grimaced. he never did like cute diminutive names."is there a chance of getting a bit o' that drug? it might be 'andynow and again."

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How I Quit My Dead End Job As A Guild Receptionist And Became A (Somewhat) Legendary Adventurer (B Rank): Prologue: Guild Astra Welcomes You!

Locals and colleagues call me "ladh" and most starlings simply refer to me as "oi!" , "oi npc", "yo" , "pos", "fatarse", "(silent gestures and irritable foot-tapping)" among other unmentionables.

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The last Son of Janus

The only thing oi can think of is, if oi don't lower his temperature he's going to get brain damage. so...oi just whip me dick out, an' start peeing all over him...hahaha. and oi really been holding it in fer hours!"

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Teenage love (true story) chapter 2

No...scott no you complete arse, dont you even dare" i try to stop him as i know exactly what he was about to do but it was too late. " oi anisha come here!!!!". crap!

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Red and Blake Ch. 1

"i bet he wears coke bottle glasses and talks like he's from the 1800's, oi oi what if he wore one of those fancy penguin suits with tails! i'd probably die if i saw that!"

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The Legend of Luke: Behind the Bushes

Dinny tried to mount trimp, but he said, "oi thinks there's a gurt too many spoiks!" then he mounted and penetrated gonff in the anus.

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