The Sword of Quartz-Chapter 1: It All Begins at an Inn

The Sword of Quartz Chapter 1: It All Begins At An Inn It was a calm night in The Immoral Serpent Inn. Most of the patrons had come and gone, and those that remained were enjoying a rather quiet evening. The barmaid, a pretty looking badger girl,...

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Anger Issues

Cayenne took a deep breath. It's what that nice man on the television had said to do, when angry think of the things that make you happy. A sunset, cute barn kittens, a good harvest. She reluctantly felt herself relax, at least somewhat. "Cayenne?...

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Zombie Apoc-Fur-Lypse (Character Creation)

Most horror movie officinados are pretty familiar with the comedic relief as a force that remains through the majority of a storyline.

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part III: Scene 8

.\* \*cue comedic gulp\* actually, i'm not feelin' up fer this today, so i'm gonna call this off! monty: well, ye know what i think? i think yer a gutless yellow... beaver! i'll give ye to the count of ten! one! tranquility: come on lexi!

Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 9

Montana: you did $300 worth of comedic damage to my car and you're gonna pay for it! fifi: let her go! montana: you think just 'cause that sounds remotely similar to disney's most popular song in years, that i'm gonna... cut!

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Clash Of The Odors Intro

Cue a comedic brawl-cloud.) (cut to another skunkette, this time with blond hair, attempting to sign a slip of paper, before she is interrupted by a puff of smoke emitting from the behind of another skunkette lifting up her skirt.

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 8

Tranquility: nonsense, being lesbian/bisexual will be seen as either comedic or erotic by them. (cut to serenity walking up to fifi.) serenity: fifi, you're my density! (cue laugh-track and face-palm from tranquility.)

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 7

I'm bisexual, i'll admit, but i'm using this as a comedic scenario for the curious staff and students as an excuse. tranquility: well, just wait a few years, and maybe you can publish one of those on a furry website!

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My Gym Partner's Bro, Cum-Laude (Part 2)

My Gym Partner's Bro, Cum-Laude (Part Two) by Eightane \*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* "Lyle Newt!" Fenton blurted the name like it had been the contents of his...

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part II: Scene 6

But lemme ask you: who's gonna pay for your clothes, jewelry, liquor, and comedic implants, huh? fifi: you gave me zese zings! montana: i'll also cut off your 78 kits. i'll cancel repose's cards, then stillness, i'll revoke his parole, and tranquility?

Birthday Balloons

After a few comedic noise from the bag, the bear pulled out an impossibly large air tank. "hey mister, are you gonna make animal balloons?" dayton asked with a smile. "yes, i am, but i need a little help."

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Serenifi: Great Scott! Part I: Scene 1

There's a slight chance of comedic explosion. tranquility: slight? lexi: what? tranquility: oh, nothing. lexi: ok. remember: 1:15 am, acme mall. see you tonight. (suddenly, all the tvs start playing the aforementioned videos.)

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