The party after the contest, or how to lose your virginity in five hours
Graffiti: The high school party (or how to lose your virginity in six hours) The usual stuff and warning.-This site and the story that I've posted are for adults ONLY and are not meant to be seen by minors. If you're a minor don't read below...
Stupid Cat.
** I stepped into my shower, then let out a little sigh, This is what you've looked forward to all day. I let out a little chuckle, Enjoy it. This is how I escaped from my life. Everyday, I could take 15 minutes to- just relax. It may sound stupid,...
Gryphon milk
This story is awful. I wrote ie years ago, at a time when I was really into the milking machine kink. Now I'm only a little bit into it! But the story is still amateurish and badly written. It's also very silly, but sometimes silly is good. Sex doesn't...
Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
Works out better for all involved and even with the stupid jokes he tells, or perhaps because of, the town has plenty of revenue." the merchant stared at the magistrate for some time then burst out laughing.
Michael and Amanda, Chapter 24
You and your stupid jokes." she said as she slapped his chest. "now, get your little butt off me and go get dressed. we need to eat breakfast before we go to the convention center." "yes, daddy."
Feathers Fanning for Fun
"stupid joke. pay no attention to me." "...well, spears are no good when wet. 'spears,' on the other hand..." "..." "...yeah, stupid joke, isn't it?" arhan said, rubbing the back of his head. "heh, forget i said anything."
Ander - Part 6: Subchapter 102
Bartholomew would just make up a stupid joke and clap his brother on the back and everything would be right as rain again. whether it was girl troubles or a raging hangover, a stupid joke could heal any wound.
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 13
"you promised you wouldn't make any stupid bastard jokes!" "aww, but i've got so many!"
Open Content Story: Knotting Boy
He laughed at the stupid joke, and rammed himself in. his knot popped in with more than a little resistance, and he felt more than heard the human gasp beneath him. leo groaned in his own pleasure, feeling his load finally burst free.
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 77
You slapped him on the back when he was feeling sad, and made stupid jokes when he was happy. you taught him how to shoot a bow. you showed him how to prepare a piece of meat just right.
Ander - Part 5: Subchapter 66
She's the one who slapped me on the back when i was feeling sad and made stupid jokes when i was feeling happy! she was the one who punched tovik in the face when he kept hassling me! she taught me how to shoot a bow!
Photo Shoot!
That small voice that would make a squeak, those small hands that would grasp and those pretty lips that would giggle and make stupid jokes. you wanted something too young to have and you'd resoluted on not having it.
In Memory of My Little Brother
Some part of him wished that this was another of matthew's stupid jokes or pranks. yet he knew this was impossible. no matter how much he wanted it to be true. no matter how much he wished for the world to be different. he glanced around.
A Spare in the Trunk: Winter Wardrobe Vignette
“and you always know how to ruin it with your stupid jokes.” he laughed out loud. “you better believe it. there has to be a coat around here somewhere that isn’t covered in advertisements for kid’s movies. all of these are pink.”
Holly and Jolly Are We 2
"yeah, s-starting to think it wasn't some stupid joke," kemper replied. "you remember. so why are your trousers still on?" newson questioned.