Laugh at a dragon, go to jail.
The traveler stopped before the town entrance, looking at a sign posted there with some confusion. "Laugh at a dragon, go to jail. It's the law," the sign said. "And just who in the world would laugh at a dragon?" the man wondered aloud. "Oh, you'd...
He Lurks
He lurks in the shadows wearing a conspicuous dark jacket among other offbeat clothes, a silent protest to how shallow our society hath become.
ARGO Chapter I ~ Damned
It was offbeat from what little words passed between us and as such caught my attention. "c-cyrus." "justine." she reached out her hand.
Vanquishing of the Beast
Vanquishing of the Beast Kerlon was taken, suddenly, while at his most vulnerable. The great, shaggy, gray furred beast had allowed himself a moment's respite, splayed out on the great flat rock that faced south. He had closed his eyes for just a...
Moonlight Lounge- A Fox-Dance
Even in her costume, foxxy chose the offbeat. her hair again escaped from the helmet and she sighed. raz gently pushed her hands away and finished the job himself expertly turning it and sliding the hat over the top to secure it.
The personal files of Frank Timpson
Axel tends to give off an air of hospitality (when his dark side isn't in control) and has an offbeat sense of humor. he's one of those people that you just can't help but want to find out more about.** ** **
Guili-Guili
She brushed aside frannie's huge tail and slapped the skunk's butt cheeks to the rhythm of an offbeat paradiddle. "i call it ass bongos." frannie stuck her tongue out. "a lousy artist and a lousy musician. no surprise there."
Winning More Than a Game
Minutes after a coat of snow hid the painted markers on the field, the sounds of engines roaring to life from the parking lot filled the air, including the offbeat sound of tires skidding on ice.
Summer wine
Friends who have killed many things, the two of us, as i walked like the offbeat punk i was down the sand i saw sebastian setting up the tent by the beach, of course i did in fact try to sneak up on him, surprise him, but the dry sand, worst sneaking material
Adventures of Nex Era
Nex era was a khajit, a caravan trader in skyrim who had two problems, first she was always an offbeat kitty who enjoyed learning the fine arts of magic (specificly how to kill people and bring them back), and secondly she was bound and cold as she
Peeping Vixen
She felt his heartbeat within and squeezed on the offbeat. his breathing quickly became erratic; only to relax with a pained, low howl as she stopped. she licked her lips once more then leaned in closer to sniff the heavy musk emanating from the flesh.
Owned
Shi grins and gives the lapines cock rough, offbeat jerks while pushing the gigantic cock into hir cunt. the lapines toes clench together and shi throws back hir head.