Something about splitting wood the old fashioned way was just so, so satisfying.
The power of one man was still something to be reckoned with in the early 1800's. It was true that there were machines popping up in the larger cities back east that...
Chopping wood, Clean, Euphemism, Female, Log splitting, Logs, M/F, Male, Metaphor, Story, axe, hidden meaning, log
How i write is that i have a table on my computer with as many euphemisms for "penis" as i can think of, when i put a euphemism into my story, i cross that word out.
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"literally, or is that a euphemism?"
"it's a euphemism for ...," seth started.
"... he'll mount you," elvira completed the sentence.
"that's one way to put it. he hasn't had sex in a long time."
Anubis, Egypt_gods, Elvira, No-Yiff, isis, maahes, seth
Dancing around the bush wasn't going to cut it with this guy, and he didn't have the time to waste trying to find the euphemism that the machine would accept.
"i'll give you a blowjob. i'll suck your dick.
Anal, Blowjob, Bondage, Cum, Dinosaur, Fox, Lightfoot, M/M, Oral, Orgasm, Reptile, Rule 34, Scaly, Starfox, Starfox Adventures, fox mccloud
I know we hired you to work under catherine, no euphemism, but waitstaff are pretty easy to hire and train. are you interested in working under other women, euphemism intended, and possible men?"
the fox grinned at his stunned look.
Canine, Fox, Male, Wolf
He grabbed both sides of her head and guided her maw to the tip of his cock, and when she looked down the length of it, she also received experience with the euphemism "red rocket."
Abuse of power, Adult, Age Difference, Club, Cumshot, Doberman, Dubious consent, Fellatio, Forced, German Shepherd, M/F, Pit Bull, Teenager, Unprofessional behavior, bouncer, caught
The name of the freighter was _scarlet rain_, and yes, that is a euphemism for blood. the crew were all part of a hate group known as the guardians of the natural order, or gno.
Action, Series, Story Series, Wolf
It's possible
that if i had been straight i would have got
the by-osmosis learning they assumed
as premise for the lessons silence taught,
by euphemism, by dire warning, by
praise always and only of chastity.
Autobiographical, Gay, Poetry, blank verse
Or because it was a euphemism for somewhere a dick could unload, even though plenty customers had pussies. k was strictly hands and mouths, fucking wasn't in their contract. that was reserved for personal life.
Emu, Latex, Other, Prostitution
"ah, a euphemism for intercourse. yes, we did indeed 'hook up'. i am programmed in several varieties of pleasure." "oh you jewel, that's exactly what i wanted to hear, come with me, lieutenant" "one moment, i will get the ceremonial nosecone."
Fanfiction, Fox, Scifi, Star Trek, Star trek, data, furry
Her usual daily peregrinations about the city as a 'service provider' (her euphemism; she enjoys servicing her various hungers with horny willing werewolves) should provide enough of a baseline to get a decent estimate on the direction and origin of the signal
Cat, Female, Male, Non-Linear, Sethura, Sythkyllya, Werewolf, sound
Of course, grace being a euphemism for lewd pleasure coursing through our bodies. the eggs only came out faster, i hardly noticed the third one as it followed so closely behind the second.
Birth, Demon Fox, Love, Naga, Oviposition, Pregnancy