Grand Optimist
Titled after: grand optimist, by city and colour off the album little hell i awoke to a sound that can only be described as hellish, with some overly-happy ringtone blaring mere inches from my ear and an overly excitable parakeet screeching along to it
The Scout
_The Scout_ _By Aelius_ _ _ "This is my element. I know this place as well as it knows me." Deep within the still-uncharted regions of the eastern Spirit Wilds, patches of radiant sunlight shone through a thick canopy of leaves and danced...
Transcendence Chapter 6
_ optimist shouted, charging valiantly at horndog and his cannon. _"i won't let you do this!"_ _"optimist! no!"_ pessimist shouted. horndog laughed and the infinite bukkake cannon fired.
Transcendence Chapter 2
"_ optimist growled, folding his arms securely. "_you can't know that for certain! besides, the longer he keeps it a secret, the more it'll hurt brett when he tells him."_ _"assuming he confesses."_ pessimist stepped in front of optimist.
Transcendence Prologue and Chapter 1
Jason jumped slightly when optimist hit horndog with what appeared to be a frozen tuna. _what the hell is that!?_ optimist shrugged. "_a flying frozen tuna of death."_ _what happened to the 'flaming frying pans of doom'?
Transcendence Chapter 5
optimist, pessimist and horndog had joined jason in glaring at brett. "hit him, hit him hard," optimist growled. "mention 'chocolate' again," pessimist offered. "just screw him hard tonight," horndog said. "speaking of which," warren began.
Transcendence Chapter 4
Pessimist and optimist both hit him with their weapons. _"are you completely heartless!?"_ they shouted in unison. _"your dad is crying damnit!"_ optimist shouted. "_when was the last time you saw him cry!?"_ pessimist hit him again. "_he needs you!
Transcendence Chapter 3
optimist has the flying frozen tuna of death, pessimist as the flaming frying pan of doom and horndog as a dildo chain-gun of penetration." "nice choice." "and optimist and pessimist are in a gay sexual relationship." there brett's face fell. "uh..."
Descent Chapter 8
_ optimist said. "what's the harm?" _"i don't know,"_ pessimist snarled. _"let's start with stds and go from there."_ optimist scowled at him. _"connor has been with plenty of guys before jason. what makes him safer than brett?"
Descent Chapter 5
_i hate you sometimes._ the optimist in him just grinned and leaned casually on the shoulder of the pessimist who shrugged absently.
You Are Worth More
``it's hard to be optimistic.'' he finally said. ``i know'' kay sweetly returned, his voice soft and low. ``i will be optimistic for you, all you have to do is not be pessimistic.''
Descent Chapter 10
optimist and pessimist where rapidly trying to repair it from their end. it didn't help that horndog had sided with the mini-connor and mini-brett. "no... stripper..."