Fleabag and FANG: Directors Cut
“so the fucking commie understands free market capitalism." “i'm just saying, i'm a guard, i can get you food. like, actual food, not the scheiße we feed prisoners. you like those sandwiches i give you, right?"
One With The Woods Part 1: The Warrior
Looks like we've caught ourselves a little eco terrorist, commie, brat!." the soldier stepped on chay's chest, crushing the wind from his lungs. haze filled his head from the lack of oxygen combined with the blood loss from his leg.
Spies
As soon as he'd jumped into the hole he'd heard them scurrying around in there, the commie bastards. he crept just as slowly as now through the festering, moist tunnel, growing ever closer to the sound of their voices.
Unnatural Selection - Ch 4: Behind the Eight Ball
"the commies were pretty persistent, and they finally tracked mom and dad to canada. i managed to get assigned to their close protection team in a counter sniper role."
One Way Out - Chapter 16 (Predator & Prey)
**One Way Out - Chapter 16** **Hello to all reading this, this is Poke coming to you from some hidden cabin in your back garden! Anyways... Many thanks go out to all those who have recently followed, faved and most importantly, given feedback on my...
One Way Out - Chapter 9 (He's a Lumberjack and He's Okay)
**One Way Out - Chapter 9** **Hey guys, it's Poke here! I think you might like this chapter, as there's actually something happening besides Vito talking to a bunch of people! But I'm not gonna say what, as you'll have to find out for...
One Way Out - Chapter 15 (TITAN: Or, Testosterone and Rhetoric)
**One Way Out - Chapter 15** **Yours Truly extends his greetings onto all! Well, after getting many more favourites from readers new and most likely old, I have decided to treat these guys, and indeed all you still reading to a new chapter of One Way...
One Way Out - Chapter 10 (Between A Rock and A Hard Place)
**One Way Out - Chapter 10** **Hey guys, it's Poké again! I think I'm going to keep the update shift the way it is at the moment. That is: update usually every fortnight on a Monday or Tuesday, as I feel this is best for my current schedule, with...
Horfie, the Selective Service Elf (By Avoozl)
"there's your precious socialism at work, you commies," said mr. pseudonym. **chapter 6: get behind the elfies** the desert was a roasting wasteland by day, but by night it was a freezing wasteland, particularly if you only wear boxer shorts.
One Way Out - Chapter 14 (After Prima Nocta)
**One Way Out - Chapter 14** **Hey guys, once again, it's the strange fellow you know as Poke! And... Just as I warned in the intro of the previous chapter, the update schedule was really gonna be sketchy, with regards to my course work, and my...
One Way Out - Chapter 13 (Getting Ready for Prime Time)
**One Way Out - Chapter 13** **Hey guys, Poke here! Once again, I have failed you all with regards to my updates. This time the excuse is that Sixth Form has started, and I have been getting pile after pile of coursework to complete, and hence...
Assault on Damsel City: Diversion Tactics
The police were overrun and shut down before noon by a bunch of commie supers from china and russia.