Cheese Tariffs

But don't tell anyone i feel old, cause then they'll make 'old' jokes about me." "i won't," he assured. "won't tell or won't joke about me?" "i won't do either." a soft, little smile, followed by a nod.

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Alternity: One

old joke. dumb joke. we took a table and davina "cayenne" foster brought me a booster seat. i may have been the only non-human david foster, here, but that didn't mean there weren't much smaller and bigger versions of the basic, terran template.

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Tea and Crumpets in the Garden

The old joke around town was that it was the talbot's curse. to heard some of the old birds at the pub talk you'd think that was the way the man's father had been, and his father before that.

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Ryan's Story Part XVI

"it's an old joke," tanner explained. "hungry dragons are dangerous dragons. if a dragon were to get too hungry he'd eat his human friends first, so it's best to keep them happy and fed." "very good advice," kheros rumbled. everyone laughed.

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The Price of Peace

It was an old joke, but somehow that just made it funnier. tallian drained his glass and zu refilled it quickly. the lion couldn't help but notice, the two of them had slowly moved closer to each other.

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Technologic

The otter was always the embodiment of that old joke about extroverts dragging their introvert friends out to parties and dan just so happened to be that very introvert friend.

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CH2 Victim of Mare

The two boys ran through the forest like they were part of the tribes of old. joking, yelling, and laughing shattered the serene silence of the green space.

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A Sweet Lesson

This was one of those situations where, as the horrible old joke went, he'd just have to relax and enjoy. "here we are, then."

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Our First Noel

"ooooo, tooooonaaa..." the golden-furred lion intoned, recalling [an old joke between us](http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4737361/).

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Streams of Life Chapter 6

He said with a chuckle and a smile at getting to use an old joke like that. i went back upstairs to tell veira i was going out to procure some supplies when she suddenly spoke for the first time since arriving in the town.

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Scarborough Fair Story One Chapter Two

At her blank look, he sighed and continued, "never mind, old joke. the point is, i'm not your master. i don't own you, no one does. you're free. if you want to call me something, i answer to leu. 'hey, you' usually works too."

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Bloodline, Part 2

Leaning back from me a little, johnny ran a forepaw down my chest and toward my belly, rubbing sensually, suggestively, giving me ample reason to, as the crude old joke would suggest, "relax and enjoy."

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