Gryphon Wanted: $48.62 / Hr.
Motherfucking Disclaimer - Don't you go reading this shit. This is the crap that makes you go blind or grow hair on your palms. Hell, it might make feathers spring up too, I dunno. Seriously, don't you have better things to do? This isn't going to help...
An Acquired Taste
Disclaimer - You might consider this story somewhat like the KFC Double Down ®. It contains no fresh ingredients, relies heavily on synthetic materials, and although it might be a wonderful sensory overload as you initially experience it; afterward, it...
The Doctor and The Dealer
Disclaimer - This is not a story for those looking for a saccharine jaunt. Instead it's a distinctly naughty visit to a doctor with not a whole lot of give, and yet a huge amount of take. If you don't appreciate physicians being rather forward, you...
Red Wolf Massage
Disclaimer - Spa treatments do not generally turn you into a wolf. However, there are always exceptions to the norms. If you want to stick with actuality, than I recommend you halt your progress here and go find a more worthwhile endeavor. However, if...
The Lion and the Weasel
To prevent being treated with scorn I just thought it prudent to warn: These old fashioned verses Though filled with foul curses Will probably end up as porn \*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\*\*=\*=\* The Lion and the Weasel A long...
Alternative Medicine
Disclaimer - Foxes and nurses and nurses who are foxes await you. Chances are they do not have the proper medical certification. Enter at your own risk. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Do not read if it would be illegal for you to do...
Night of the Cow
Disclaimer - Alright, cowpokes. This here rodeo is going to get about as bovine as can be. If you fancy yourself a cattle man, you're in the wrong country; it's cow girls out here. If you don't want to join 'em you best be on your merry way, but if...
An Actual and Legitimately Terrifying Encounter with a Werewolf
An Actual and Legitimately Terrifying Encounter with a Werewolf Disclaimer - Sometimes stories are just too terrifying for the human mind. There are moments from bloodcurdling tales around the world that induce more phobias in the population than...
The Fox Zone
Disclaimer - There is no reason to entered the quarantined zone. Deadly contamination has killed all life in the area. Any signs of frolicking vulpines on the other side of the fence are simply hallucinations caused by swamp gas and deadly radiation....
A Husky Lesson for a Ladies Man
Warning- The following program may contain material that is inappropriate for children under the age of 18. If it would be illegal for you to view this document, then for god's sake, turn back now! In fact, all of you, Avaunt! Herein lies debauchery...
The Smoking Room
Disclaimer - Feeling lost? No? Well, would you like to? This story is a little bit hazy, with notes of surrealism and absurdity. It's also lewd, and quite strange. If you'd like to lose yourself in it, then by all means, please do. If you're not...
The Pavlovian Suite
Disclaimer - If you are prone to distractions or fixate a little too easily, this is not a story for you. If you can be sidetracked by any little \*Ding\* then you should probably move somewhere away from this elevator. It's going to get hot in here....