My last two weeks at Pete's Chapter 1

He said pouring me and him a glass of tequila from the small little mini bar that was set out on the coffee table next to the tan leather couch. handing me the glass he sat himself down patting the place next to him.

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A Simple Maritail Dispute (HMOFA)

We’ll have half a dozen nice, well behaved, furless human children and she’ll secure me all the tequila i could ever want. and the best part? i’ll never have to clean her litter box.” \>”no, no, no. please, this can’t be happening.

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Son Swap

“yess-aagh…” caleb gurgled when alberith tipped the shot glass into his open mouth, and he spluttered as the tequila flowed down his throat.

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Nights in the Gardens of Tyrua

And pour away tsavik did: the tequila shot wound up right on the weasel's belly button.

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Vagrant Pleasures

"tequila maybe?" he said, to answer her question. "tequila?" jacqueline asked incredulously. "non, not enough style monsieur. we need something french!" she browsed the shelves until she found a dusty bottle with an appropriately unpronounceable name.

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Birds Of A Feather (WIP)

I need 3 shots of your finest tequila!" instantly, rachel started backing up raising her wings in mock surrender. "not me. tequila and i arent friends. "aw come on, well, mind if i steal your big guy for a bit? just for a little bit."

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Five Stories for Bar Night—Pt. 5

He, like keiji, gulped his shot of bottom shelf tequila without complaint, licked his lips as he placed the empty shot glass back on the table, and sighed. "so...let's see, this would've been about a month ago.

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Rigby and Donny

Just got a promotion at work," donny replied while sipping his own drink of tequila. "wow. congrats bro," rigby responded. they both soon gulped to that, and ordered more drinks of various types. after awhile, they both started to get noticeably drunk.

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Afterparty

Bitch had way too much tequila that night." "sounds like someone i know," bailey said, rolling his eyes toward the tiger. "oh, is that where you two lovebirds went off to?" "oh shut up.

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Moving In. Chpt 1.

A slice of lime was given to him and soon enough he was licking his wrist, sucking on a lime and downing a shot of tequila. or taking the shot, licking the salt and then sucking on the lime. or lime, salt, shot? shot, lime, salt?

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The Lint Bunny

His lips start to tingle liked that time he slammed six tequilas and then ate a ghost pepper, except without the nausea and blinding pain. when he touched them, they felt...bigger. more like a balloon. "what about lips?"

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Plan Rory From Outer Space

"yeah," he scratched his muzzle, "must've been...yeah, the party a few months back...we got a bit of tequila at that bar and then some vodka at haakon's place and the next thing i remember is waking up in his bed...yeah, must've been that...can't remember

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