Just Once: Time for an Awkward Coffee Shop Date
After pointing that out, albus was asked by jem "please sing or just speak to me the nursery rhyme". albus then said "it's supposed to be sung with an australian accent, but here it goes.
Westbridge Heights: Donovans Tale. Part Two: The Simplicity of Siblings and Waving good-bye to Women
€˜yeah, but in the usa we don't really understand cockney rhyme and slang' ‘that was hardly cockney rhyme and slang' ‘yeah but it might as well be, i swear i can understand kook better than i can understand you sometimes.'
The Pale Gardener (Poem)
Fall swift like rain and land upon his patch; Trees halt your speed with leaves and break your fall First sight, the truth is almost hard to latch The gardener so pale and blue guides all Death is no enemy to you or me, He wants not fear but for you to...
Pop goes the weasel!
POP GOES THE WEASEL A long time ago, in my ermine youth. I found a sight which was ever uncouth. I had snuck through the bushes, when I spotted her. A female ferret with the silkiest fur. As I watched her from where I hid. And spy all the...
Raijin's crazy knight out
Long tales are told of the glories from old. Many details are mentioned, but the legend bursts out ten-fold. Gather your wits and the belongings of your trade. Stitch up your jerkin, and shine up your blade. Once in a kingdom, where lurked these...
The Sonnet to the Stalker
Four stanzas, fourteen lines, ababcdcdefefgg rhyming pattern. i'm not too swell at stress, but hopefully it was close. enjoy.
My Purple Furred Goddess
*note* male umbreon/female espeon *note* this is a poem/rhyming thing/whatever you want to call it, about an umbreon and espeon who are mates and role-playing.
Your Dragoness Awaits
Your Dragoness Awaits A slipping lick A sloppy lap The Dragon takes her time Although you wish She'd take a nap Before she chose to dine The tongue is hot The breath is warm Her maw is wide and deadly Your form is bare Movement impaired...
My journey to power and royalty.
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air In west Philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where...
Heaven's Vixens song book
Heaven's Vixens song book by Night's Angel LIVE ROUND It's the end for you and I. The time has come make the final bet. There's no turning back now. So load it with a live round And give that wheel a spin I'll lay it all out on the line This...
Tiny tit
#3 of lime-ricks and rhyme-licks a somewhat disturbing little ditty there once was a tit / so small to be confused with a zit / when it was squeezed / white stuff was released / to the doctor was taken a trip
29. The Minstrel's Misery
"so, why are you singing then if you're going to restrict an obvious rhyme." the braxien scoffed at the girl. "i am not trying to rhyme necessarily. a limerick doesn't have to." "sure it does if it fits." she said. "why is it you're singing anyway?"