The bloke in the engine room

Just some doggerel, guys. so then, why not have us some doggerel to go along with the various escapades of the star patrol? i enjoy doggerel, because it's about all i can manage. i had this idea, though, that in the future poetic ballads will come back.

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A Monster in the Sack

doggerel and balderdash! have you ever wanted to receive your transformative animalistic erotica in iambic heptameter? no? well, here you go anyways. doggerel has always had a very canine lilt to my ear anyways. enjoy.

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Maybe Stop Telling This Man What He Wants

My wants are only one: take every scrap of doggerel. force them to eat each one.

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Your Dragoness Awaits

Simple doggerel about a man becoming a more suitable draconic partner. it's not quite 2am, but it's close. someone is smoking in the room below me, and it billows up, sour and musty, into my window. i wasn't going to get to sleep anyways.

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Cover Letter - Sebastian Swift

Very few factual accounts remain intact, being replaced by that authorised history doggerel. would you be interested in updates from this journal? or is it foolish to devote my time and energies to translating it?

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POEM: Walking In Front Of Me!

I think that this unsophisticated poem is classified as doggerel. you know, almost rhymes with dog-drool. fitting** * * * **walking in front of me** **these woods are the place i like to be with you walking in front of me.

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True Love

Additional note: this oh-so-anonymous asker actually made use of one of my own characters, doggerel, who i hope to feature in more stories and art in the future.tw: 'f' word, slur original prompt: "how's about bein' a little bitch girl for a big, stinking

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My Little Mashup 14 - Back Toward the Future

_ fortunately - and against all expectation, given her recent rants - she ignored me and added, "the enchantment producing this doggerel shared a trigger with another - presumably one to induce mad curiosity - but its form was specific to creatures of the

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Stripes and Chains 10 - Trials and Instincts

The constant doggerel verse of their speech was turning the pleasant buzz into a harsh grate. they all paused, looking to each other appologeticly. "mistress commands," "we obey." "we follow her will," "there is no other way."

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Parallax: Chapter 1 "Private Briefing"

A completely stupid bit of doggerel (please excuse me my canine brothers for the expression) that dated back as far as the military's history.

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Of Dragons and Accountants (Text Only)

Of Dragons and Accountants The accounting team was baffled as they all threw up their hands. What had they done to irk the fiercest dragon in the lands? Their portfolios were shrinking and their peerless name was hurt As the dragon's paralegal...

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The Furry Dead Chapter VI - The Forest Warden

"_ the childrens' doggerel spilled through him, leaving shivers in its slimy wriggling wake. below, he heard the low groans of the horde, somehow horribly resonant with the singer.

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