Flash!

"the comedian craig?" "is it?" the weasel took out a hand mirror and stared into it. he slicked back his fur and smiled. "hmm, looks like it."

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Accidents Happen, part two

A right comedian. do you do stand up?" "shut up!" in a fit of fury, gert's paw balled into a fist before his mind caught up with his body.

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The Gorilla of my Dreams

Yes, as a matter of fact, i am talking about that koko, the rather famous gorilla who once tried to drag an equally famous human into her private quarters for some clandestine nefarious purpose the comedian thankfully dismissed as hilarious.

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Theo and Jace: Part Three

Jace rolled his eyes at theo's ridiculous pun and said, "oh-ho, you're a fucking comedian." theo shot a look at jace and released his dagger like claws a bit and began gently clawing jace's shaft.

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Mezro The Not-so-Helpful Wizard

Alex's dad was a lot of things, but comedian was not amongst them. when he thought of his father, words like 'stoic', 'honorable', and 'dependable' came to the young lion's mind.

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Vector's Memoirs; The Chaotix That Was (Part Seven)

As a comedian. "true," i chuckled with my hand on the doorknob, "but you couldn't go anyway, if you're going to play accountant for me." i turned it and stepped halfway out, but remembered one last thing that needed to be done.

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Chapter I - Heads

His favorite comedian, the cougar dennis leary, had once said that detroit led the world in rape and murder, but it was nyc that took the blame. baltimore however, was fast on their heels, and in ten years would surpass them both.

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Simply Beautiful - Act One

Are you sure you want to be an accountant and not one of the worst comedians in the future?" was august's growl of a response, looking at his giggling companion with an annoyed glint in his eyes, "i also happen to have my own apartment, smart mouth.

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Revolution | Chapter V: Into the Storm of Freedom

"you really are the comedian. i see now why i chose you as one of my innkeepers. you have such a sense of humor, and you're not afraid to speak your mind like the others."

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Dreams On The Breeze 4 - Eternal Sunshine

Ohhh man yer a dang comedian kid, ah like you! ya sure you can't stick around fer the feast?" "really wish i could but i can't get delayed any longer."

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Hellhounds: Control of Unstable (Part 1)

"you're a fuckin' comedian. i always wanted to have two smart-asses on our team!" i sighed heavily before another soldier started straining as he dragged a wounded wolf behind the dumpster and hid. "where is that goddamn helicopter!!?!"

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Chapter 62: Tanked

I think, once it's off, it will be, in the words of the immortal comedians of your world, "an ex parrot!" and i, for one, would rather not be stuck here permanently."

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