Cosmic Convenience
This is my end of a trade with the illustrious fakeman, a noble tf writer of good repute. if you haven't heard of him you're missing out.
The Lewd Lemur Lounge
Disclaimer – Like lovely lemurs and lazing about in lively lounges? Likely, leaving would limit your lemur lewds. And so, I’ll loquaciously lead you to this lovely legend of lascivious lovemaking. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Do not read if...
Until The End of Summer
Until the End of Summer The air in the mall was a crisp twenty-seven degrees, the irises on the windows all closed to allow in just enough light to make the concourse flare into a brilliant ladder of glass and tile. Dane leaned against the...
The Naga's Rhyme
Disclaimer - This is erotic in nature. Please don't read if it would be illegal for you to view pornography. The Naga's Rhyme Hello there dear human Now please don't be afraid. I'm not here to assault you Or steal the things you've made. No I'm...
Full Moon Medication
Full Moon Medication I have a drinking problem Which is my roommate, Ben. He's moping in the kitchen, For the moon is up again. He's brought down all the Jager And the boxiest of wine And a greenish cup of absinthe That smells of...
A Calico Night
Disclaimer - Meant for people of age. Cats, TF, Etc. Enter at own risk. A Calico Night Ah my dear sweet husband, I'm glad you're finally home. Your work is so exhausting And you must feel so alone. So just relax there on the sofa And rest your...
Perpetual Theater
Can't get formatting to work currently. Check the FA submission. Disclaimer – Don’t you just love it when your reality shifts into a warped parody of itself intent only on turning you into a sexy, synthetic drone? No? Then this story is...
Hippogodamus
Disclaimer - There be porn in them thar hills. (This is a work of pornographic fiction. Please do not read if it would be illegal to do so.) Hippogodamus The tight hempen bonds dug into the naturalist's wrists as the thick mahogany pole was born down...
TF 1000
-fakeman - table of contents - his - by kybal\_lutra 3 trophy rack - by xerox2 7 voices - by raccoon\_with\_a\_pen 10 the title counts - by skiesofsilver 13 wisps in the woods - by anonomou 17 the witch's halloween
Radiant Perfection
Disclaimer - Do you strive for perfection? Do you want all the people around you to stand in awe of your radiant beauty? Are you willing to let some weird little lizard dudes turn you into something more illuminating? Well, if so, then by all means...
Your Dragoness Awaits
Your Dragoness Awaits A slipping lick A sloppy lap The Dragon takes her time Although you wish She'd take a nap Before she chose to dine The tongue is hot The breath is warm Her maw is wide and deadly Your form is bare Movement impaired...
Cats and Dogs
Disclaimer - T.E.V. Warning (Contains Troubadourially Erotic Verse) Cats and Dogs Vying for your heart's affection (And some other organs too) A dashing dog, a clever cat Both stand in front of you. Their fur's on end, the tension's...