David's Start of a New Adventure (Ch.8 - Awww So Close! xD)

'if i ever see that douche bag again, i swear to god i'll slit his fucking throat, burn his corpse, and then piss on the ashes.' david thought. okay, he was aware that he over exaggerated that thought, but he can't help it.

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Hope and Dreams part 4

Jeromy was a complete douche on and off the field. a bad sport, spoiled, and to top it off, in shape...... oh right, and he was bought out of juvie by his dad, for the sake of daddies business name.

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Simons Journal

This fucking pointy eared douche, captain cutter or whatever. he said i had a gift, usually magic users aren't that swift or whatever. i fucking punched him in his knee for that, they held me down and everything.

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Rant's beginning

"douche bag..." -----------------------------------------------

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Camilla - The Conquerer, Chapter 3

"you douche!" escaped camilla, stepping forward and looking urgently at the robot, as she had the impression on his part. "my name is camilla queen," the fox-wolf continued energetically. "accessor name confirmed and saved.

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Howlr Diary: A Stranger and My Key

But the assurance always helped me get into the headspace i craved, and after a round or two of douching my suspicions were confirmed. perfectly clean. ready to go. i didn't make eye contact as i took my douche bulb and crossed to my room.

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Earth's New Masters Chapter 26 Gofer's Tale Part 2 Royally Screwed

Sometimes fred is such a douche bag." i had no idea what a douche bag was but it didn't sound like a compliment. when we were alone together ralph sometimes treated me like i was almost a human.

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The voice of reason - Ch 7 - Who can say where the road goes...

How come i always associate that word with a douche bag? i had a lot of trouble to keep my laughter in whenever she called me that. i know that it means something different and whenever she said it, she meant it well but...

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Role-Reversal

He was a douche, anyway." after a few more jerks on her fake crotch, she tossed the lube back into the drawer and made her way to her prey. ink laid back and spread his legs, but sara had other ideas.

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Light Bane: Chapter 24 (Start of Part 3)

I admit, i can be an arrogant douche, but i am also aware of that. in any case, i'm sorry if you think of it that way." "maybe you should tell that to adeline instead.

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For old time's sake

He looks like the stereotype upper middle class douche. " bernerd this is warrick," baily says motioning to the dingo " and our hyena freind wishes to remain nameless for now.

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