Big Bad Wolf

Once upon a time, deep in the Everfree Forest, there lived a diamond dog called the Big Bad Wolf. Wolf didn't live on any townland, or by any particular set of laws. There were no roads to narrow his path. No clan alpha to curb or heel him. He was as...

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The Infidel

Aaisha's mind was blown. There was no way of putting it more simply. Her head almost literally exploded as she realised there was more to sex than a dusty-ass bag of meat ramming his erection between her legs, convulsing uncomfortably for ten seconds...

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Foxhunt Friday

All characters depicted in this work of fiction are of legal age of consent. ** ** **Friday / 08:16 PM** Finnick loved this city. In fact, were Zootopia a woman, he would have fucked her in a heartbeat. She'd totally be his type as well. A classy...

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The Fall 01 - Home Sweet... Gun...

Once upon a time... _The magical land of Equestria and the harmony of the world it sought to protect stood on the precipice of destruction and slavery. The patriarchal King Dáinn and his caribou army swept onto the shores of Equestria and invaded the...

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Heretical Heresy of Her-maphic-al Proportions

Before he saw the apartment, Dante wasn't quite sure what he had been expecting. This was Anomaly after all. Pounder's apartment couldn't possibly have been a luxury five-star hotel. It was a dump in all the usual traditions of dump-ness. Most of the...

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Feet First

**HALO** The Jewel of Lylat Chapter 2 _Feet First_ _"To war."_ Major Cooper's favourite two words. Excited like a little boy on Christmas Eve, the officer took in Admiral Harper's following instructions with the biggest smile a UNSC orbital...

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Leviathan

Fleet Admiral Harper halted at a pressure door guarded by two marines who saluted. He crisply returned their gesture. The admiral then set his hand on a biometric reader and face, retina and palm were simultaneously scanned, and with a hiss the door...

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In the Substance of It

_"Everything is funny, if you can laugh at it."_ - Lewis Carroll **F.U.B.A.R.** _foo-bar_ adj. Fucked. Up. Beyond. All. Recognition. A phrase popularised by World War II military personnel to describe a bad situation. A phrase used...

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The Sol Crisis: Martian Gambit

Arcus was a little distracted as she watched from under her hand held up like a cap visor. She shaded as much of the unfiltered solar glare as she could watching the drop ships swoop low over the Martian desert like bulky cumbersome eagles snatching at...

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Daire Hograven

Mr. and Mrs. Hograven, of number one-hundred-and-seventeen, Oz Drive, were proud to say that they were as far from a normal family as they could possibly be. Because after all, _normal_is just so common and boring, don't you think? Mr. Justin Hograven...

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It's Tough Being a Baddy

In the sterilised air of the umbilical, Baddy realised exactly how much he reeked like a firing range. And he loved it. His ship was so fumigated with the musk of cordite, fused plasma packs and burnt out pulse packets that he didn't even smell it...

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Hard Contact

Mohave Viper, twenty-nine Palms, West American Protectorate; the Earth local Orbital Drop Shock Troop training grounds. ODST Academy - unofficially known as 'Helljumper Academy,' or in some cases 'Drop School' or even 'Drop-out School' considering the...

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