Robery Gone Right
by: Malic "You seemed to pick the wrong house," came a voice one could tell was filtered through a smug grin. The heliolisk turned around, frill spread and eyes wide, to find an oddly satisfied looking homeowner looking back at him. The would be...
Mating Season (Pokemon)
Crisp summer air was beginning to settle over the territory belonging to a young Sawsbuck. It was a fine slice of forest, complete with a relaxing little meadow and a stream both hidden well amongst the tree. The young Sawsbuck was quite proud of such...
He Dreamed of Wolves
Another night, another missed opportunity. David sighed to no one in particular as he locked the door to his apartment, black furred ears as low as his mood. Tugging lightly at the large blue bow around his neck he removed his only piece of clothing...
Last Minute Gift
It was Christmas Eve and I was supposed to have been back ages ago. My GPS was busted at some point, no doubt thanks to the clumsy hands I would soon be eagerly abandoning. The best I managed was use brief glimpses of sunlight to guide myself northish....
A Kobold Thief and his Dragon Master
Pick was about to be in trouble. Pick was often getting into trouble though, but this was a special kind of trouble; imposingly tall, likewise scaly, and firebreathy in nature. Never one to fall in line with the rest of his species regarding dragon...
Subterranean Suburban Lizard Lab
"Blast! Hellfire!," and a "Damnation!" for good measure. I shouted out to the heavens as my used car puttered along as best it could. House upon house darted by on either side. All identical. I assume it would be the perfect disguise for a lab, but it...
Putting the Moo in Moon
Putting the Moo in Moon "The title is too cheesy," I said. "It's not too cheesy, you're just looking for an excuse to skip out on movie night," said Lenn, leaning in for another sweet kiss. She tasted like grass in the best possible way....
Daroach with the Most
Daroach with the Most It was an ordinary day, but with the heaviest of all emphasis placed on the past tense of the opening sentiment. What had started out as an afternoon of videogames had escalated into something confusing and strange. When it...
Chocobo-no...
Chocobo-no... "James I'm not sure this is a good idea," I said, hand hovering over the exit. "People mod MMOs all the time without getting banned, we won't be the first and we won't be the last," said James as he sent yet another suspicious file over...
Give in to the Gryphon
Give in to the Gryphon Give in. That was the core piece of advice they gave to any kind of potion like that. Give in. It was important not to fight the sort of changes a polymorph could bring, as to do so would invariably invite disaster. "I...
Kobold Sex Magic 2
Kobold Sex Magic II Light found no purchase upon the stone walls that night. Callous flooring pressed hard against Professor Skrin's backside. The tattered remains of what was probably a human shirt draped drearily over his scaly shin. Skrin...
All Photographs of Flowers are Pornography
All Photographs of Flowers are Pornography (a Bee transformation poem) By malicthewriter Here upon the roads worn side, A flower starts its bloom. I lean to glean its scented hide, To vanish all my gloom. Much more soon changed with...