Rant's Journey... and stuff
"good to know i still make you blush after all these years, rant." he commented, leaning his head down and carefully nuzzling one of my cheeks, but being careful with his long horns.
Raven Meets Tyto
Light filtered down through a crack in the stone ceiling of the cave. It's faint yellow hue scattering across the small room, and bringing out a shining blue hue to the bat/raven's wings. She raised a claws hand to shield her eyes from the brightness....
Explain
_Please explain..._ **He fluctuates between hating me, tolerating me, and holding me close for being the only person who will tolerate him.** _Which is why you don't realise what he does to people._ _But then... you do._ **I do realize it.** _but...
Twist Ending
Once upon a time there was a mouse who asked me to make him some cheese. So I introduced him to a cheese grater. I guess he did _not_ see that coming. Then again, blind men don't see anything. Ya see what I did there? There was once a moon dropper. It...
Ryt's Rants #2
#2 of ryt's rants i've been known to ramble on a rant long enough to do a politician or a salesman proud. the almost unending verbal tirade is something i gave to ryt as a counter balance for the long periods of silence he is capable of.
I'll Put On Black In Mourning
I'm making a collection of all my past, present, and future rants relating to one specific asshole.
Snippet 1
"Because the point is to use. Butter. Fat. Processed milk. Former cow bits, repurposed moo juice. Not polluted water, not antiretrodehydrogenated oil with a fifty-fucking-fifty ratio of dyes to petroleum byproducts. There's a flavor difference, there's...
Halloween Rantings and Ravings...
Halloween rantings and ravings... larry was just as good as terry when it came to being in the house, and he only needed to go out a couple times overnight, which figured for what all we'd done with him that night.
Rant On Deflowering Loads
Four in the morning is not the time for calls, Luke Irons thought as he pulled his hands out from underneath his tented bedsheets. The phone on the second-hand night-stand buzzed angrily, vibrating and singing an annoying, repeated tune. One of Luke's...
Ryt's Rants #1
This rant deals with one of the important details about her comic which is only she can cause harm to the monsters and demons she is destined to destroy.
Innocence of Youth
Wherein does a boy become a man? What magical rite transforms an adolescent boy to a blooded man? Must he journey to stars end and battle vast spiraling entities to secure his place. Or must the child accept his own truth and be the man he wishes to...
Primal Breakdown
It's just a fictional rant. peace.