Sneaky night
It t'was a cold and lonely night, the stars were out the moon was bright. Wolfy lay, but could not sleep, nothing helped, not even counting sheep! So up he sprang, right out of bed, Sneaking out with silent tread. He made it through the...
Heroic Misadventures
This was a story written way back in 2003. I know there are grammar errors and such. But I would hope I fixed myself since then. * * * * * * * * * **Introduction to a Story** The cabin was small compared to most cabins. Black billowy smoke rose...
Kaiya and the Tentacles
Kaiya and the Tentacles By Danath Kaiya (C) her player (This was a freebie story I wrote for Kaiya on a live stream.) \* \* \* Kaiya smiled as she felt the warm morning sun on her fur. The Siamese stretched out her arms, purring at the...
You know you'r furry if...
Just a fun funny lil list me and my mate put together hehe...funny how much of it is true xd you know you're a fur if... #1.every time you go on youtube, you end at horses fucking.
Sticky, and Funny
Marilyn manson makes me wants to laugh, because he is so goddamn funny. yes, he is. songs like "rock n' roll nigger", "irresponsible hate anthem", and ideas like "be yourself", and "fuck the system." that's laughable.
(Furry satire) Joining the furry fandom
I was scrolling around some message boards, just thinking about this thought in my head. The thought of joining the furry fandom. I thought about it because I have always been interesting in writing about anthropomorphic animals, cartoon animals, and...
Why You Should Never Fuck Your Sister - A None-Connected Sequel to “Oh God I’m So Fucking Dead!”
Some people say they had a hard life growing up but as far as I'm concerned, unless you're also the only male wolf sibling growing up in a house with NOTHING but four older sisters, you have nothing to complain about! Oh yes, my life is hard, both...
Jerry the Jolly Jackrabbit and the STD (or, What Happens When Blitz Tries to Write a Children's Story)
Once upon a time, in the magical land of Newark, New Jersey, there lived a jolly jackrabbit named Jerry. Jerry was always jolly; nothing seemed to make him sad. He had three best friends in the whole wide world, each one as jolly as him: Freddy the...
Funny Wasteland
The softest kiss you, the gentlest rain, a flap of comforter that flops over my shoulder twenty minutes later. The choice to be quiet, the resemblance of a shadow, and the angel blows a feather breeze across my tense skin. A tired day, a weary...
The Gift
_While i was working on Serious-Sevens (_http://serious-seven.deviantart.com/) _pic request i got an idea for a short story involving his character. Not long till christmas, Thomas the cheetah receives a strange gift from an unknown giver with...
Rika's Curiosity Chap 3
**WARNING the following story contains adult content please do not read if you are under the age of 18. Reader discretion is advised.** ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _Alright back again with the...
A Growing Problem - Macro Sona Story
A few days had passed since the events that lead to an ordinary human being transforming into a dragon with god-like powers. Andracca was trying to adapt to his new forms and powers, his life as Joe feeling like a distant memory, even though it hadn't...