The best cook in the world
I am truly the best cook in the world Breakfast = ya like that ever happens ether I don't eat because of lack of time or I make somthing and it get dumped in the garbagge because i burned it black and crispy Lunch = Random MRE from box of randomn...
a short funny spyro story
(spyro) uhh hey ember. (ember) hey spyro! Why do you look so suspicious. (spyro) well..uhm... about last night... (ember) what about last night! (spyro) I kinda saw you and flame mating... (ember) YOU WHAT! (spyro) let me explain...
Talk Like a Pirate Day
I damn my sight from the tithes of the king! his is my only diamond ring keep his gold, spoils of battle old, we fought against ninety-seven fold we never shot for our stories told... Grandose manure of the sunken mould Thirteen shops...
roo's adventure
# SUGGESTIONS? COMMENTS?: Here's my site: [http://resistanceforcethree.wordpress.com/](http://resistanceforcethree.wordpress.com/) This story is fully written by supersilver. You may NOT for any reason claim that you wrote it, or even put...
"The Day Death Came"
Today, Death came knocking on the door I answered "What, may I ask, are you here for?" He replied "I have come, my dear, to take you away" I replied "I do apologize, but not today, But may I offer you a hot cup of tea?" "Why certainly" he...
Hgjysews's anthropomorphic canine history 4 The Eurasian War(1206-1231)
## Eurasian war broke out In 1203, the situation in the canine world became more and more tense. The fox kingdom and the gray wolf empire no longer pretended to be friendly to the two sides, but boldly carried out military operations. On the other...
Hgjysews's anthropomorphic canine history 3 The appearance of the anthropomorphic jackal and the internal struggle for power(1185-1193)
**Emergence of anthropomorphic jackals** While foxes and wolves were doing their own preparations, other canines were also evolving. In 1185, the anthropomorphic jackal appeared. More than a month later, jackal agriculture developed from a hoe into a...
(Furry satire) Joining the furry fandom
I was scrolling around some message boards, just thinking about this thought in my head. The thought of joining the furry fandom. I thought about it because I have always been interesting in writing about anthropomorphic animals, cartoon animals, and...
An Unfortunate True Story (Furry Version)(Part 1)
Ello sofurry users, i am new to the website and i figured my first submission might as well be a funny true story. however, i will put it all into furry terms just so that it will fit in well on this site.
Emo Wolf and The Enemy Neighbor
\*looks at enemy funny\* enemy: another pie my good neighbor... \*runs away with evil smirk on face.
Pasta. (Short Story)
I scavange through the cupboards looking for something to eat. "James! Boris! What do you want to eat?" I say loudly. As always I get the reply... "Pasta!" my simple reply? "Please not again.." I keep searching my cabinents for food.. No luck...
The Soul Eating Monster
this will be my last story for me and ranshiin having fun so enjoy! It was a calm night at an abandoned hotel, were Legendz gathered in the living room listening to a Crocodile's story about a Soul Eating Monster that ate the souls out of young...