1 - Datajack

He doesn't work, except for his vidtube career as a fitness guru and eventual restaurant critic. he claims to have low back pain, though this doesn't stop him riding his motorbike or having sex with me when he wants.

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Vaulix: Dalonian Godfather of Compassion

Now, vaulix lives each of his lives as a sort of travelling love guru, sharing his passions and helping others unlock their own compassion.

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Samsara, Chapter One

When michael looked hesitant, the raccoon had recommended one of the studio’s personal physicians—a large cobra named sarika, who, apparently, acted as both a chiropractor and spiritual guru.

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The Fox's Path (Ch. 8)

_you can call me lisette, and the gentleman in the suit and tie is sage luke greene, however since he's the guru kepala of this school, that is the appropriate way for you to address him._ guru kepala?

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Elastic Shorts Are Genius

Being a old, pudgy it guru who sat in a cubicle all day wasn't exactly the riskiest place to be, after all. so, as he walked, he was slowly looking around into the trees and bushes.

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Chapter 14 - The Guru

Amanda, seeking the guru finds him atop the alps. he agrees to help the mare with her growth issue, by giving her three trials. so far… an encounter with a giant asylum ghost leaves indagator amanda liam growing.

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Mumble and Gloria's First Time

Of course, he couldn't have done it without his friends, lovelace the guru, and the amigos, too.

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Blown Engine

Durn smirked, out of breath just from the short stride over to his car, "uggh, sorry kiddo, i'm no fitness guru...now let's see what we got here..."

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The song became love...

Lovelace is still handing out advice, even though he's not a guru anymore. they all seem to be doing ok..." his voice trailed off as a slight wind picked it up and carried it away. "that's not what i asked you, mumble.

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Lady and The Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure: Buster vs. Christine

To the greatest writing guru in the world, master stephen king, may your light shine forever.

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Curiosity and the Cat

"what's with the guru talk?" i rumbled. "how else do you want me to put it?" peter said. "i've had the shit kicked out of me and i'm a bit trashed because of that, but i know what it is and that's why i survive at all."

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Seeing Red

Men and women alike had always chased after hiroshi like he was some sort of sex guru, and well, perhaps he was.

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