Rise of the Zootopian Star Republic

She imagined xani ships raining fire down on zootopia's pretentious "organically designed" skyscrapers, vheln troops marching through the streets and dragging that rabbit and her vulpine friend to the newly built slave processing center.

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Dramophone 1

A pretentious name, to be sure, but uma's mind floods back to a time where she totally flubbed her first presentation to a powerful woman, standing behind a dark wooden desk with an office overlooking the entire city.

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Just Once: HOUSE HUNTING!

It looked more like an abstract art sculpture made by a pretentious art graudate and with lawn signs made by somebody with a gender studies degree (that cringey) than a house designed by an architectual engineer with (duh) an engineering degree with

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Joys of Writing

Some would think it was pretentious, getting off to one's own work, but jeeves didn't care. jeeves was turned on, and when he got turned on, he typically relieved himself, barring extraordinary circumstances or nosy maternal figures.

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Snapshots - Special Delivery

Perhaps that was pretentious. he might be seen as trying too hard. swiping the other two aside, he aligned the corners of the ruby paper, drawing them over the package in symmetrical folds. it wasn't a large box.

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the other koita

Him: you are lame me: eh mp3s are ok i guess him: i bet you eat underwear [this came out of nowhere. your guess is as good as mine] me: i dont him: o\_0 me: but i do get creative with it him: please not another pretentious

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Rangertale, Chapter 1: Embark.

Mels seemed outraged at even the thought of rumelis- the pretentious "blueblood"- even uttering a word. she did not reply to his request, that would show respect for scum.

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Your Apology Is Not Accepted

"i'm sorry that you're all a bunch of pretentious, brainwashed snobs. i'm sorry that you can't think for yourselves, and i'm sorry i can't be here to say fuck you every morning i pass you shitheads in the hallway."

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Day 25) Performance

#25 of voretober life is but a stage and we are its...no fuck that pretentious crap. fucking up a pathetic pig with my mouse's thick gut is what this story is all about. and a special apperance of someone to aid him along with such a lovely show.

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Ascension

In this room, only i could understand that scientific gibberish, full of pretentious terms. like all the scientists had their ego tickled and dicks enlarged, because they know twenty different names for a pinkie finger. - julian!

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Just Once: Guess Who Lost His Virginity?

Next time on just once: see what happens when two young adults with hidden feelings for each other go out for some coffee at some pretentious-ass coffee shop! awkward laughter! uncomfortable body language! bunny boobies!

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