World building for the Undertale AU
"nice pun, bro." "i, the great papyrus, made a pun? oh, how i hate today." "you made two, actually." "nyeh! i did not!" "a young goat is called a 'kid', bro. that makes two."
Crouching Toriel, Hidden Cougar: Chapter Six
As long as i've lived with my brother i've wanted to be able to keep up with him and his puns but when i'm in the middle of a conversation i can't think of a single one!"
Snapped
Joker stands up, forcing harley to land on the floor, smoothing out his purple pinstripe suit, "i mean the puns, harley, the puns... you can't just rely on puns to make a good joke!" "hey, i'm plenty funny!"
Research is Important! (Fuzzy Magic Micro-fic)
(pun intended.) i need to do a little research before just summoning something i think looks good. case in point... i wanted something different, something small, and quick.
The Axe Cuts Both Ways - Chapter 5
"anyone who knows the first thing about puns knows that parental participation in primary punological pedagogy is professionally pertinent." "that's not a pun, its alliteration and you cheated." "cheated? me?
Wishmaker Chronicles: Clair & Skyler
"sorry, love-punny..."
THETA - A Vore Text Adventure - v0.2.5
Contains: vore anal vore cock vore unbirth micros object swallowing fatal and nonfatal willing and unwilling bad puns ____________________________________________________________________________________ if you're playing and you're stuck, ask me for help.
Paparazzi went wrong
Despite the fact, the punny doggy tried his very best to stay as still as possible.
Finally Catching That Sneaky Pancake Thief
I don't see that p-p-panning out well for e-either of us heh heh" the cat chuckles nervously trying to pun his way through his fear at what the bear mage could do to him. theo laughs at this in amusement though not necessarily at the pun. "ha!
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 83
**"lopunny...lop...unny...pun...pun, lop...punny...lopunny!"** _[hmnnn rock type from the smell of it, this one won't go down easy!]
My Lusty Lopunny
punny?" i blinked, seeing a lopunny sitting on my lap with her arms wrapped around me. my jaw dropped at the sight of the new pokemon; my little buneary was definitely gone.
Math Class #2
We were sat on the couch enjoying our 'high fructose corn syrup' and 'artificial flavors' when jack asked "wanna hear an awful pun?" "mm hmmm" i responded, my mouth full of soda. "i tried my first soft drink, it was _soda_licious!"