Through the Eyes of Masyaf's Eagle

"surely you don't mean me, rabbi?" a pathetic looking man was pleading with their teacher, his face panicked. jesus looked at him and said, "you have said so." the group began to calm, and as harmless chatter arose, they ate.

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Misha's College Calamity

I should think what my rabbi always said to me," misha cleared his throat and quoted, "he that can't endure the bad, will not live to see the good." "now there's looking on the bright side!" deanna said, "sounds like you've got a wise rabbi."

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The Dolly Project Chapter 1-5

It might have rabbis." she said. shadow rolled his eyes and held out his hand to the fox. the fox looked at him and then his hand, it walk slowly over to him and dolly. dolly backed a way. "shadow what are you doing?" she asked. "i'm trying to pet it."

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The making of a book cover - A heresy story

Marching band, webcam footage of geoff keighley, screaming in a sewer, pixelated ape enclosure, hideous ogre monster, commodore 64 screenshot, minimalist depiction of george w. bush, dunce cap clipart, pencil sketch of willem dafoe vomiting, my esteemed rabbi

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Training 4 Trouble

An undead ram in the combined religious attire of both a protestant priest and a jewish rabbi watches the train go past. he smiles at his old hippopotamus friend but hardens his gaze at the undead in the train.

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At Prayer

Ya rabbi lakal hamdu kama yanbaghi lijalali wajhika wa'azeem sultanik. (oh my lord! all grace is due to you, which is befitting to your glorious presence and your great sovereignty.)

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Infinity Codex (part 1)

Leather corset and skirt to match, is also enjoying a large garden salad but unlike the turtle hers has chinese fried noodles, croutons and almost drowned in italian dressing next to her is a brown furred mouse in a black cassock like many orthodox priests and rabbis

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Phoenix - Chapter 1 - Falling Tears

Robert can't quite explain or even understand it, but one could say he sees the future, because robert sees himself and daron together standing under a chuppah\* in front of a rabbi.

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Everyone Does It: Mr. and Mr. Rifkin

She giggled, "oh, i'm sure it's no less borin' than sittin' at temple as the rabbi reads from an old book." he chuckled and nodded, "true."

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Last Ray of Moon Shine

rabbi- oh blah, dumb thing to ask. fuck! never mind you two pervs, scarring your son, i'm bloody late!" he scrambled up the stairs, grabbed his stuff and his keys, and ran down again, bracing himself this time.

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Alternity: One

We have two priests, a rabbi, and a trio of comparative sociology theologians but no psychologists or psychiatrists. i doubt assigning copper to religious therapy will help, but it's something to consider if i can't find another solution.

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University Life - A Year of Friendship

"some of the earliest copies of the poet rabbie burns' work." fiona said softly. max's ears perked up swiftly. "really! i wish i could read them." fiona giggled.

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