Unexpected Places
Really corny stuff, real smack yourself in a face with a dead fish for being alive corny stuff." jack felt like he was going to cry, but he wasn't nearly ready to give up yet.
Horsepower
Ernie's corny introductions were always good for a laugh. last time it was something about the bucking bronco and the time before about hauling a couple kegs of... beer.
Protecting Rita (A Disney Short)
Also note that i added a few corny lines for the sake of being corny. and lastly, this was mainly just for pawing material or shits and giggles, something i whipped up in my spare time. so here it is, "protecting rita". -miko fox p.s.
Catnundrum. Chapter Three.Five.
Like a corny dog. a dork. ya' silly cat," rob said reaching over to grab a slice of pizza. the cat folded his ears back, wincing a bit as if he had been shooed off with a newspaper at the dog's action. "right..."
Stories From Elton High | Chapter 4
That was really corny." "i liked it!" he didn't care how corny the line was; all that mattered was the pleasant warmth that came with just hearing the wolf's voice. "besides, 'sick' is a great metaphor for how i felt the past few days."
Spirit Guide Chapter 1
We are totally, madly in love with each other, as corny as that sounds. but i digress - back to the narrative.
A Good Start 1
The wolf responded with a smirk, knowing how corny but true the line was. he set the bacon on top of the stove for the moment before closing the oven up and shutting it off. hendrick then gave a relaxed sigh.
Wench Winch
" corny, sure. but they are selling like the proverbial hot cakes. honestly, we have a two-month backlog of orders; the warehouse is always out.
Just A Little Thirsty
Her eyes bugged out in surprise, i smiled and continued, "but it's a very special kind of milk, and very difficult to 'cum' out of me (wow i am corny). that's why we never have foals do it, usually only grown up girls."
Valentine's Chocolate
"oh my god, that's so corny!" "you know you love it," said skylar. "and now that i've gotten my cream filling..."
Pop goes the weasel!
Then again, this story might be a little corny. as she kneels down and teases it with her lips. i have fun rubbing her breast tips. but then i feel my orgasm come, and as it spurts out, i'm struck dumb- pop goes the weasel!
My Furry Valentine
‾ silver: (looks at the title; sweatdrops) uh, lisa...doesn't the title sound a little...corny to you? i know, but i couldn't resist. silver: (smiles) well, since we've had a great vacation, i'll look the other way.