Warrior Sorcerors in the Gay Analvore Kingdom of the Eevee Atmosphere

The day I embarked on the quest to save the hermaphroditic vampire pony princess was the same day I learned how to stick both hands inside my rectum. First I had to hump my way through the Fields of Randomized Battles. This part of the journey was...

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The summary of the Gyetkti Floating Cattle by Professor Marlo Trotsky

floating islands and have no more wild relatives left extant.

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How I Got Banned From PonyCon

I solve problems with my crotch Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows. Neither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine. _(Exeunt)_

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Sunny Bunny Dreamboat Mirage

Nothing happened. Then suddenly: Cum Volcano. Everyone became pregnant. _Especially_ the men.

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Sparklejizz, and the Defennecation of Prague

Precisely 3 seconds after being hurled... or actually drop-kicked... out of a fourth-story window of a red-roofed mansion, Sparklejizz - the douchiest fennec ever - began to wonder where he had gone wrong in his adorable, albeit totally stupid...

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Neoteny is Monotony

April the 3rd is the day when she took off her shirt and I discovered that my dog-headed wife of twenty years had testicles for boobs. I was 19. I was married about a year before actually being born and so was "she" (if you could still call her that,...

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The Most Playful Mew

Once again, this seems to thrill the floating pink cat to no end. still giggling, she floats down to you, holding your clothing just out of reach.

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Bloodfuckers

If ever there was I time that I loved her, it was in that instant - Holding her fur, kissing her face, and feeling the warmth of her blood as it ran down my fingers. Then I bit her head off because I don't actually have a brain. And then I fucked...

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Captain Incesto and the SPAAACE BABIES

There is no Captain Incesto because I ate him. He did not give me considerable rectal distress because I possess no such rectum because I'm a skeletal dinosaur. There are no Space Babies. I can't believe you ever thought there were. I mean what the...

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Chapter 1: Shattered

He groaned as he pushed himself out of the chair to float further into the craft. his helmet unlatched and he discarded it to float aimlessly away. the elite had turned back to the controls.

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A theft across space

Thick ropes of seed jetting from his length into the air floating across the room. randi watched nearly a dozen jets escape before ebbing off, seeing it float across the room before hitting the wall. "good boy, that makes a lioness happy."

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