Warrior Sorcerors in the Gay Analvore Kingdom of the Eevee Atmosphere

The day I embarked on the quest to save the hermaphroditic vampire pony princess was the same day I learned how to stick both hands inside my rectum. First I had to hump my way through the Fields of Randomized Battles. This part of the journey was...

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How I Got Banned From PonyCon

I solve problems with my crotch Problems such as: opening the lids of jars, sipping tea and sewing scrotums to pillows. Neither the scrotums nor the pillows are mine. _(Exeunt)_

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They Say This is Also What Happened to Henry Ford

_Terrible decisions are made under the influence of lust_, the Pornographier mused. Yet this truism had provided no obstacle or dissuasion in the pursuit of what hundreds of bored and sexually miswired men (mostly) had previously sought to obtain -...

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Neoteny is Monotony

April the 3rd is the day when she took off her shirt and I discovered that my dog-headed wife of twenty years had testicles for boobs. I was 19. I was married about a year before actually being born and so was "she" (if you could still call her that,...

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Prompt 9: Spin the Bottle - The Leftovers

She makes sure to splash him in the face when he finally slows down and floats tantalizingly close to her. "you are an amazing swimmer. do you race in competition?" "i used to in high school.

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Retrieving an artifact

Retrieving an artifact "Seth, Sara, come into my office I have a job for you" a heavily muscled dragonite says into an intercom. "I can't believe Todd stole the artifact, that thing is unstable when a human holds it and even worse when a human uses...

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Ghostly, Demonic Fun at Temptation Palace.

As aosyn frees her, the ghost floats off: licking those delicious juices off her face in a very thirsty, slutty manner. she eyes down, staring upon those bondage equipment at the dresser.

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Chapter Ten - The First Step To Victory

"hey, i wanna float too!" electra said as she lifted her paws. "take me up there too!" "okay!" mew giggled as she floated down to her, giggling as she took her paws and floated up a little. "rrrrrngh..."

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True Pride Parade

Whatever was in the float had somehow passed to them, and in doing so they could spread their pride to all those around while the float got back to moving.

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Mizalin-on-Sky: Boulder Trouble

"the signs back at the visitor centre _specifically_ said it wasn't safe to fly and land on floating boulders. they aren't as stable as the main, massive floating mountains. the tour guide even said it to us." "but that's not a floating boulder.

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The Wolfs Kindness

Nodding i turn to leave, but i turn back and float to her and kiss her deeply. she returns the kiss and then lets go. "goodbye wolf, may our paths meet once more." i nod and float from the room and head back to kindred's room.

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