Casting Call
Id=35225 this is more of a double entendre than a pun so may not qualify, but i don't care, it's still funny and double entendre can be puns as well. the contest gave me an excuse to come up with a story to fit this absurd tagline.
The Royal Secret part 8: Tied Together
I dunno, it just seems like a good position for the climax (ha ha, pun). there's something intrinsically powerful with having the female be in the seat of sexual authority (pun pun).
Episode Seventeen: Hot Bots and Robot Thots
"did you just make puns?" "and what is the problem with puns? do they ruffle your feathers young man?" dawn snickered. "okay, fine, you're better than raindrop. i kinda like you." there was silence for a moment than the voice replied.
Lore of Mysticfell - Chapter 2 | Alister
'please stop the puns...' "hey...hey...less puns, more fucking." the voice calls out. "hey axel shut the fuck up buddy, if they want to make puns and say funny things while 69ing one another...let them do it." another voice pitched in.
Wraith
I wasn't having him do so stupid powerful lightning bolt, so i wrapped wind blades around my arms and dashed forwards at hurricane like speed, pun intended this time. vladimir didn't see me in time or reacted too slowly.
The Way You...
"punning again?" tanner asked. "yes... i figure it might give you a 'hand' falling asleep." paul confirmed. "you're torturing me." the dog explained. "consider it a pun-ishment." "you're horrible." tanner stated simply. "i know."
Comfort Zone: Ch.3
I must say, i never knew of anybody that made puns from such a serious tail." the professor was puffing his muzzle trying to contain his laughter at the pun" matt could only smile, "wow that was pretty good. captain's tail is an amazing book.
Balls in the Air
As she rendered much of the crowd bent double with laughter through a string of rapid-fire puns, each one simultaneously better and worse than the last, she had somehow managed to produce small props from her sleeves related to each and every pun despite the
What No One Else Can See
"moby fucking dick and every bad pun you could imagine to go along with it," he told me as if seeing in any case. "christ i wish we could smoke down here. the nicotine gum just doesn't cut it."
Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt30
**"lopunny...lop...lopunny...pun...pun...lop...unny...lopunny...lop...lopunny!"** [oh that's it you pretty boy fudge packer, i'm going to rip your poekmons wings off for that!"]
Walking In On..... (STORY I)
"still hard 'aye you're just going to beat it" he said laughing at his own ridiculous pun. he open the bathroom draw and pulled out jake favorite cherry-cola lube he uses when he invites his lady "friends" to "study" all night long.
Love Bites pt 1
"why does it matter that i like puns?" "because, if i'm going to spill my guts to someone i want to at least _pretend_ i know them."