A Bottle of Demon Juice - 1
A few hours before, she had been merely a little pet texas rat snake in a cage by my bed. a few drops of the demon juice had changed that very rapidly. the bottle was resting by the broken cage.
Ten Miles to Austin. Chapter 2.
That means ten miles that way,' the man pointed as he spoke, 'is austin, texas.' vincent didn't reply at first, waiting for eli to expand on his statement. when he didn't, vincent pressed, 'texas is in america. this is england.' 'i know that.'
Gap Year: Planes and New Beginnings
texas is still talking about seceding from the union but i don't pay much attention to the words of crazies. no one does. hell, if texas left, the average iq of the country would rise. might be mean to say, but that's how i see it.
The Zootopian Experiment. Chapter 2
At the post office i asked the clerk, "i am, looking for the cities of minnesota and texas, do you deliver to their locations.
Fables - Animal's Cruelty
The heat was hell, even compared to normal texas weather, but will was having a good day.
Terry's Calves
The bull is my new mexican gardener, manual guerra, a huge chocolate brown texas longhorn bull. he bellows and bucks so i know he's cumming inside a panicked willy. who fusses at him for not pulling out like he promised to.
Texas blues, "The wanderer"
#27 of poetry, both old and new some good, old fashioned texas blues. this is to be sung, not read. i'd appreciate it. let me know if you like it. an ode to otters.
To Alaska: Chapter 1 Revise
I leaned hard against my door, letting the warm, texas sun engulf me...and for a moment, if only a short one, i felt as though today may go alright. this moment was short lived, ended by the angry horn of a small pickup stuck behind two talking friends.
In Soviet Nazi Germany, Communism Eats *YOU*
. :( * * * in a.d. 2100, westley from a foundation repair company located in texas, named hoh sis, somehow became president of the united states of america.
The aftermath of the fall of humankind
Oh and texas, succeeded from the states, now known as the republic of texas. they are building a concrete wall on their southern border, using prison labor and they laid land mines on the river banks.
Chapter 6 "Just another day of Fallout"
And they informed that they were coming to texas with vertibirds right now.
Notches on the Headboard - Part 7
"he looked at me and said," at this point, isaac drops back into his original texas accent. "son, your mama's gone and she ain't never comin' back home," isaac now went back to his normal voice.