Sins of Our Elders: Chapter 5
Like, goddamn, are all my grandparents just douchebags? and why would they buy you off? what purpose did that serve?" "if i had to guess, david's parents had plans for him. rich people often plan in advance." rich asshole grandparents?
Average
"was ah thinkin' 'bout any o' them douchebags while y'all was in mah box? no. no, no, no ah was not. ah was thinkin' bout _you_, honey. you, caleb matterson, not anybody else. "now, ah reckon ah understand. jes' nod if'n y'all agree.
Average
"was ah thinkin' 'bout any o' them douchebags while y'all was in my box? no. no, no, no ah was not. i was thinkin' bout _you_, honey. you, caleb matterson, not anybody else. "now, ah reckon ah understand. jes' nod if'n y'all agree.
Favor for a Favor
Like i would ever do anything with that stupid, self-absorbed douchebag!" "sure you wouldn't, _cariño_," espi said with a chuckle. the eeveelution growled. "that's not the point!
Wind of Change: Chapter 31
"so, you're the douchebag kind of guy, or you're just full of wit?"
Roadie Chapter 11: The Show
"she's a classmate and she helped me deal with some douchebags in the crowd. i figured i'd introduce you..." he turned to trix, noticing her headlights stare at the taller and muscular shark, "trix?"
Toroko Got Fingered: Chapter 4
"you're a douchebag!" she yelled back, deflecting it back to me. "you're a bitch!" i yelled at her, deflecting the ball with my bat once more. "your father was a coward and a fraud!" she yelled back, deflecting it back to me once more.
Last stand
"seems like somebody's doing a douchebag workout! squad! focus your fire on the behemoth!" i shouted. they didn't need to be told twice. "my gun isn't hitting it!" a person shouted, but in reality, he was hitting it, but it was doing fuckall.
Doodle Story: New Friends
I don't feel like traveling with this douchebag anyway. that's what skrew's for." "hey!" "see, kitty? they don't wanna work with us, and we don't wanna work with them!" "but they seem nice," said guilmon, his ears folding down.
Twinks Across America: Ch. 35 - North Carolina
"i'm so sorry for being late and leaving you out here for me, my goddamn boss insisted i stay a extra hour because these douchebag foxes at the other side of the warehouse forgot to do their overstock tasks an randy thought it would be a great idea for me
Toni's Diary Entry #3 - Sleepless in Ohio
If you guys have read my other stories about my family, you'd know that my real family were something of douchebags: my dad was abusive, my brother was a bully; my mother was the only person i felt safe around.
Gap Year: Coming Out
"jake, honey, he's so much better than that douchebag you were dating before." i spat my water out as i took a sip, laughing hysterically at his mom. "cuter too," she concluded.