It's not a Problem
I slumped in the stall, and continued to jackoff, pretending that lance was giving me the pawjob. my heart increased, and my body was flush with arousal.
Koopalings: The Teenage Years (Chapter Ten)
And that includes the two jackoffs that couldn't be arsed here." his mouth had a great deal of smirk, despite what eyes whispered of fear in denial.
Stockholm (M/M)(Pt. 9 of "Under The Devil's Eye")
The wolf took the muzzle sheath and stuffed his cock into it, then started using it as a breath-heated warm jackoff sleeve. peter didn't seem to notice.
Tales From the Rim Chapter 1: Hope, the Sweetest Poison
Sure, some private schools probably had fancier digs, and maybe more expensive private armies got to dine someplace nicer, but the average jackoff soldier (and their kids) got to eat just like a prison inmate.
Chatline Chp 9: Best Served Cold
“i put up with that jackoff's snide comments because i didn't want to cause a scene. then i find out that he was sleeping with lori on top of it. i just lost it and jumped on the guy. security had to drag me outside."
Hooking up With Lenny. or A Modern First Time
I wasn't even in the mood to maybe hook up with one of my semi-regular online jackoff buddies on instant messenger, so i guess you could've call me a really bored 'n bothered kitten on that night.
Kaiju ga Gotoku 1.5 - The Host
"nobody's stoppin' me gettin' to her, specially not two jackoffs like you!"
Kaiju ga Gotoku 5.2 - Hell Hath No Fury
Besides, who's my boss gonna believe, me or this jackoff?" "so you bought the whole police force?" gaho snarled.
One Year (M/M)
He had some awesome jackoff toys, and when i asked if i could at least take them out, he just gave me a dagger look and walked away.
Once, twice and again!
'petty officer jim jackoff successfully upgraded software package 10.10.10.10 to 10.10.10.11 across all squadron members' personal computers. the resulting increase in efficiency' -- jesus, alamo, this coffee _is_ shit." "told you."
Kaiju ga Gotoku 4.6 - Bait and Switch
"if some jackoff at the club went off and did something, i'm not responsible for it, they're free thinkers not like you cops." "answer the question, kaneyama, or i'll add conspiracy to kidnap on the list!"
Kaiju ga Gotoku 5.3 - A Taste of the Shadows
"nice to meetcha," sano offered his hand to shake, "i'm anguirou sano, this jackoff's roberto danzaki."