April Jewels: (2) Punchline

"Did you find everything alright?" The buxom dragoness behind the counter gave a cheerful grin. "Yep!" T'lak set down the handful of items he'd been carrying in his arms. "Just a quick shop today, N'dara." It was just before dusk on a...

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THETA - A Vore Text Adventure - v0.2.5

Contains: vore anal vore cock vore unbirth micros object swallowing fatal and nonfatal willing and unwilling bad puns ____________________________________________________________________________________ if you're playing and you're stuck, ask me for help.

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KS: Extra Sausage

A smirk was plastered across his face, forgetting for a moment that the puns were near enough mood-killing if the tension between them not as palpable.

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 90

**“lopunny…lop…unnny…lopunny…pun…lop…unny…lo…punnypun?”** _[but how am i gonna scratch this itch, if i can’t stuff him up inside me later?]

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 50

**“lop..lopunny…punny?"** [wha…what are you doing?]

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt114

**“lop…pun…unny…pun…lo…punny…lopunny…unny…pun…lopunny…lop…lop punny lopunny pun?"** [i don't believe they so, maybe some are able to become so aroused; that their bodies might simulate it?]

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The Way You...

"punning again?" tanner asked. "yes... i figure it might give you a 'hand' falling asleep." paul confirmed. "you're torturing me." the dog explained. "consider it a pun-ishment." "you're horrible." tanner stated simply. "i know."

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All of the Words

I don't-- was that just a pun?" the dog paused, ears up. "oh, i'd never pun about something like that..." paul noted with as neutral an expression as he could manage, "when it comes to your job i make it a point to watch my 'tongue'."

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt 95

**“lop…unny…punpunnypun..pun?”** [come on just one more taste please?]

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Rejecting God

"god, you know nobody _likes_ puns, right?" "yes, yes i do." god smiled widely, looking every bit the 'pun dog' meme.

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt113

Lopunny…lop…unny…punpunny…lopunny…lop…unny"** [hey!...

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Pokémon: Darkest Taboo, Pt75

**“lopunny…pun….lop…lop…unny…punpunpunny…lopunny…lop!”** [if we weren’t in public i would so drop to my knees and suck your big fat human cock!]

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