The E.A.G.A.M.E.S Exegisis Pt. 1
#7 of stories this is purely satire. don't base anything in my story on this. it'll mess you up to the core. no one told me that pointless fillers with cameos and little to no plot continuity were so fun to write. here's a filler for my story.
Grad-Bash Part 5
._ i turned around and in the most satirical tone i could muster, said, "oh, and since all the blood left you're brain and went down there, which was probably not a lot, by the way, this is me breaking up with you."
The illegals and the hatred!
I've decided to take a break on making tickling stories, and decided to make a satire on the left, the liberals, and illegal immigration as a whole. for those of the left, liberals and illegal immigrants out there, this is supposed to be a joke story!
The Axe Cuts Both Ways - Chapter 1
"he's kind of sensitive about the knee thing, so whatever you do, don't make it part of your satirical repertoire. otherwise, i'll have to sic francine on you." "noted," the fox replied with a sideways grin.
"A Wing and a Lair" - Chapter Three: "A Brief Layover"
Julie replied with a satirical tone. "should it have changed since the last time i was rejected by the 'mister wonderful' you tried setting me up with before??"
Prologue
Battling.......all great stories start with the main character in an epic battle. Clad in a sky blue tunic and tan pants, a lone swordsman on his scarlet haired gargantuan horse. Standing before the duo was a monstrosity with a weird redddish-black...
Adze
Scene: Interior office, Adze headquarters. Full product line of Men's deodorant body washes and sprays line the shelves behind the President's desk. In front of him, the Men's Gift Sets, complete with body scrub sponges and special shampoos and hair...
Stay Out of the Sewers
Note: This story and all characters therein are copyright (c) Bysmark 2007. Another older story, edited and fixed up. A silly tale of tentacles and raccoons and the sort of things tentacles can do to raccoons. A little out-landish and cheesy, but...
Time in the gym: hot steamy sex in the bathroom [Chapter 1a:1]
Jason the fox walked into the bathroom after a hard workout. His body all hot and sweaty. He took off his clothes and walked into the shower room. Standing next to him was Frank. He was a well built wolf with large muscles from working out so much. The...
Lu and TechFurs
Lu and TechFurrs - 2009-0812.1428 I know what you're thinking. How'd we get up into this office building, past the guards and dogs? We're Dark Furs, we just went Aside, poof! Whole team's here, Jenny the Cougar and me. It's my first test. You...
The Legend of Bakon
"It's here." Unseen by his assistant, halfway buried in a wall of twisting and tunneling pipes and wires, Dr. Laboratorius' ears metaphorically perked, followed by an excited upward jerking of the head that promptly collided with the iron framework...
Random Encounter
There he was, waiting in the tall grass; the world was his oyster and he couldn't wait for the next challenge. He trained and trained for the moment that could define his life, but for the moment, he had to wait; there was no point in rushing the...